Gustavo Turner
@gustavoturner.bsky.social
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Writer + Photographer. Joined the circus. Los Angeles. https://linktr.ee/gustavoturnerx
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In the 1980s and 1990s, I thought I liked Woody Allen movies, but one day I realized what I liked was Mia Farrow and Diane Keaton, old jazz and the cinematography of Gordon Willis. Absent one or more of those things, I really don’t care for Woody Allen movies.
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Ezra Klein today: “Are we the Buckleys?”
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Nepo Baby? How about ‘Mom n Pop Artist’
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Not enough lyricists rhyme “rum” with “cum.”
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For any journalist wants to write an interesting story about the intersection of online sex work and scammers:

There’s an INSANE amount of impersonation accounts that try to scam our fans out of money, and TikTok and IG make it nearly impossible for us to report and remove these accounts.
Screenshot of tons of fake Siri Dahl accounts on TikTok Screenshot of more fake Siri Dahl accounts on TikTok Screenshot of even more fake Siri Dahl accounts on TikTok
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Big Poe single-handedly keeps the Pallas bust industry afloat.
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One of my favorite ABBA songs is Blondie’s “Dreaming.”

(Thank u @chrisstein.bsky.social!)
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You’re not “out of shape.” You’re in your “body horror” era.
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Catherine Breillat makes the best movies about sexual dynamics.

“Last Summer” is SO good.
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“I am an appetite. For spinach.”
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Ruin a music act by adding a letter!

I’ll go first: IGGY POOP
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Every other year since 1990 or so someone tries to make me like The Replacements.