Gustavo Turner
@gustavoturner.bsky.social
Writer + Photographer. Los Angeles. https://linktr.ee/gustavoturnerx
Actually, the world’s oldest profession is Gaslighting Fuckboi
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Actually, the world’s oldest profession is Gaslighting Fuckboi
If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I’d have dinner with Schrödinger’s cat.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I’d have dinner with Schrödinger’s cat.
A whole ass holiday to celebrate “family”? The thing that keeps getting people killed in Fast & Furious?
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A whole ass holiday to celebrate “family”? The thing that keeps getting people killed in Fast & Furious?
TFW the neighbors down the hall take a special interest in your pregnancy and your husband’s acting career:
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
TFW the neighbors down the hall take a special interest in your pregnancy and your husband’s acting career:
Dating advice: reconsider referring to your cum as “my harvest”
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Dating advice: reconsider referring to your cum as “my harvest”
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays
Roy Orbison's singing for the lonely
Hey, that's me and I want you only
Don't turn me home again
I just can't face myself alone again
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays
Roy Orbison's singing for the lonely
Hey, that's me and I want you only
Don't turn me home again
I just can't face myself alone again
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
(Darude - Sandstorm)
Confirmed: it’s green
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Confirmed: it’s green
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The band Ghost (outfits) is to the band Ghost (Japan) as the movie Crash (Oscar) is to the movie Crash (pervs).
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The band Ghost (outfits) is to the band Ghost (Japan) as the movie Crash (Oscar) is to the movie Crash (pervs).
Reposted by Gustavo Turner
November 14, 2024 at 5:45 AM
May i meet you? (suggestive)
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
May i meet you? (suggestive)
Hahahahahahaha
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hahahahahahaha
Remember that while you’re reading this, Nathan Fielder is either anonymously flying a plane somewhere, or putting in the 10,000 hours for another special interest, or in production for a 2027 premium streaming show.
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Remember that while you’re reading this, Nathan Fielder is either anonymously flying a plane somewhere, or putting in the 10,000 hours for another special interest, or in production for a 2027 premium streaming show.
New Jersey: Today we celebrate the poet laureate of our state, The Boss
Every Bruce Springsteen song: “This town blows asssssss, I can’t wait to get the fuck outta heeeeeeere, am I right Big Man?” (honking sax solo)
Every Bruce Springsteen song: “This town blows asssssss, I can’t wait to get the fuck outta heeeeeeere, am I right Big Man?” (honking sax solo)
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
New Jersey: Today we celebrate the poet laureate of our state, The Boss
Every Bruce Springsteen song: “This town blows asssssss, I can’t wait to get the fuck outta heeeeeeere, am I right Big Man?” (honking sax solo)
Every Bruce Springsteen song: “This town blows asssssss, I can’t wait to get the fuck outta heeeeeeere, am I right Big Man?” (honking sax solo)
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Shouldn’t it be Van Dutch?
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Shouldn’t it be Van Dutch?
I hate LA Halloween what do you mean you’re the atrocious Yelp reviews of the cantankerous Record Collector dude on Melrose
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I hate LA Halloween what do you mean you’re the atrocious Yelp reviews of the cantankerous Record Collector dude on Melrose
Reposted by Gustavo Turner
Hot MILFs in my area? In this economy?
November 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Hot MILFs in my area? In this economy?
The Full Story (2017)
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Full Story (2017)
Weapons, aka The Aunting
October 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Weapons, aka The Aunting
I wanna go on record saying I’m fully in favor of AI.
Really don’t understand all these busybodies having any issues with anal intercourse.
Really don’t understand all these busybodies having any issues with anal intercourse.
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I wanna go on record saying I’m fully in favor of AI.
Really don’t understand all these busybodies having any issues with anal intercourse.
Really don’t understand all these busybodies having any issues with anal intercourse.