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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸

@twoyutes.bsky.social

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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · Nov 18

For those of us who are done over there and sad about the friends and content left behind, just remember it's gonna be one Hell of a reunion show.

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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 18m

If you were renting a home and started remodeling with an excavator without the landlord’s permission, your ass would get evicted—so what are we waiting for?

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 9m

I work a lot with federal funding, mainly for new housing, and I can't turn a shovel of dirt or buy a 2x4 without approval from 12 federal and state agencies. It's a 6 month process to get release of funds. 😡

🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 18m

Only the best from Donald.

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Tibor M. Kalman @kalmantibs.bsky.social · 37m

"The silence surrounds you..."

🙏🏼🌍🕊️

📷 Photo by István Baggins©️ | Erdei Utakon

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 19m

I can hear the silence.

(Deep, I know...)

🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 20m

They are still in the shredding phase of the investigation.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 36m

NEW: Trump is going to steal $230M in taxpayer dollars by having his DOJ pay him a settlement for his legal trouble. Watch. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 21m

I'll assume it's a done deal.

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 23m

Them Radical Frogs is a bitch. 🐸

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Jim Piddock @jimpiddock.bsky.social · 35m

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hoosierblue63 on Instagram: "This is audio is from the sworn video affidavit given by "Katie Johnson" on February 11th, 2016. A lawsuit was then filed by her ag…"

This is audio is from the sworn video affidavit given by "Katie Johnson" on February 11th, 2016. A lawsuit was then filed by her against Epstein and DJT. Mysteriously, a short time after the filing, lawsuit was dropped. "Katie" vanished from the public eye and has not been seen or heard much of since. We need to listen to the victims. we need to listen to the women and young girls when accusations are made. Behavior like this should not be accepted! Defending it is absolutely WRONG! Trying to discredit the testimonies and statements from NUMEROUS women SHOULD NOT BE IGNORED! #believethewomen #metoomovement #preditors #releasethefiles #guardiansofpedophilesView all 1,122 comments

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 25m

I guess getting a follow from Mark Hamill doesn't seem to be such a priority anymore. Sorry Mark.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 31m

I really have to redo my bucket list

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 39m

😂 I forgot about that!

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 1h

There was an incident this morning during the ongoing construction of the new $250 million dollar White House Ballroom.

#DonaldTrump #Ballroom

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

They got what they paid for.

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Scott @scottbluewave.bsky.social · 8h

10-21-25

Today is #PumpkinCheesecakeDay

I hope you have a wonderful day 💙😎✌️

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

I'mma pull a Phee here and say No. 🤢

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Grace @gracewithgrit.bsky.social · 1h

Today. Join us on how to sustain our momentum and grow our movement.

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

Happy Birthday Anna! 🥳 🎂

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Anna Pilette @atomicdumpling.com · 3h

Happy birthday to you if your birthday is today! 🎉🎧

#ItsMyBirthdayToo

The BEATLES "Birthday" song

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

Happy Birthday Anna! 🍰🎉 🫶

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Phoenix🔥 @fivetimessix.bsky.social · 1h

What a lame house. I'd take most of them. Hi Yutes!

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Phoenix🔥 @fivetimessix.bsky.social · 1h

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

Hey Phee!

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🌮 Two Yutes 🐸 @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1h

The Nebraska Farm Bureau's PAC only donates to Republican candidates. This is what you wanted, this is what you voted for. You get what you pay for Sir. 🤷

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