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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 22h

Utterly heartbroken that the controls on my work desk only raise and lower the surface rather than activate a trapdoor/catapult.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 1d

These are easily 10 times better than a traditional Rice Krispie, which are pretty good already.

smitten kitchen @smittenkitchen.bsky.social · 1d

A 16-year site favorite in which two minor-seeming things -- flaky sea salt and brown butter -- transform crispy treats from a "kid thing" to something so good it's hard to share with a kid -- or anyone. No matter where I take them, they never last 30 minutes.

smittenkitchen.com/2009/11/salt...

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 1d

“Lisa Bonet ate no basil” is my new favorite palindrome.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 2d

Good job, The Packers. You made staying up on a school night worth it.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 3d

Really no benefit to telling someone they look tired, is there?

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 4d

AI is catnip for morons, but I feel a tiny sense of relief that I soon will no longer have to keep up with new entertainment offerings.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 5d

TIL TimTams are fucking delicious.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 8d

Smoking pot should be a prerequisite to owning a gun.

penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 9d

Stealing jewels from a museum should not only be legal, but encouraged.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 16d

My whole timeline rejoicing in Butker's continual misfires makes my heart happy.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 16d

Two and a half years until I turn 50 and I suddenly want to plan a trip to Australia to mark the occasion.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 16d

Don't forget to spend your FSA money. Lots of things that you can purchase using those funds will be of great use and interest to places like homeless shelters, domestic violence organizations, mutual aid groups & more.

Consider buying menstrual products for one thing.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 18d

So very fortunate to see Clem Snide (for the 7th time!) last night in Oshkosh.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 21d

After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.

We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.

All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.

The Onion @theonion.com · 21d

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 22d

Parsons is going to be charged with elder abuse on Sunday.

penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 27d

Culver's is the most consistently good - always fresh.

penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · 27d

"Oregano? What the hell?" pretty much any time I'm reading a recipe for the first time.

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 28d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · Sep 24

"Just be yourself" is pretty good advice except when asking for Halloween costume suggestions.

penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · Sep 23

A.A. Bondy "Rapture (Sweet Rapture)"

YouTube video by sbritt

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · Sep 23

GNU Peter Tomarken

penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · Sep 17

Recently accepted a new job and anyone going through the process of finding a new gig has my eternal sympathy. Christ, what an absolute cluster fuck online job searching is from top to bottom.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · Sep 17

Hell yes!

Statewide medical order allows Wisconsinites to get COVID-19 vaccines without prescription

The Department of Health Services issued a statewide medical order on Tuesday allowing many Wisconsinites to get COVID vaccines without a prescription.

www.wbay.com

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · Sep 16

The best advice I can give, regardless of the situation, is to go see Emo Philips live.

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penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · Sep 12

Great musicians die at age 27 and great Packers quarterbacks win Superb Owl's at age 27.

penultimate credenza @twicketface.bsky.social · Sep 11

It certainly seems like a horrible way to die and makes me wonder why he was so in favor of the circumstances that occurred for so many other people too.

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