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TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 2h

MAGA crying because 'someone' took their SNAP benefits away.
trump: I don't even know this kid, I never met them, this candy was here when I got here.

Newfie912 @newfie912.bsky.social · 23h

Cry me a river

TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 2h

Why did you pardon that convicted criminal you don't know?

TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 2h

TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 3h

George Santos? Isn't he in jail?
*Googles*
Oh, trump pardoned him. Makes sense. He was guilty, and trump probably doesn't know him. I think that's how it works.

Anti-Fascist Collective…. 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 5h

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 7h

Yawning at the limited government folks warning that a democratic socialist mayor of New York is an existential threat, but who remain guardedly optimistic about an authoritarian president.

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 11h

“His main theme was that the country was fucked. Largely because of Brexit. Weirdly, he has no memory of being the main architect behind the Brexit vote. He seems to think it happened in a world in which he played no part.”

Farage - the foghorn of failure.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Nige is no longer laughing at himself as he ‘performs’ yet another big speech | John Crace

Reform leader is trying to make it as a mainstream politician – which involves contradicting himself and gaslighting voters

www.theguardian.com

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 17h

He's untrustworthy because he, uh *ruffles frantically through papers* is married

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TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 14h

The guy who’s been bankrupt six times and has a dozen failed businesses and a history of prolific economic fraud doesn’t want to good money after bad?
trump really is a twit. I love that Mamdani is “a communist with no experience” while simultaneously he has “a record of complete and total failure.”

Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 18h

The kiss of death…for Andrew Cuomo.

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Governor Wes Moore @govwesmoore.bsky.social · 16h

In the face of this cruel government shutdown, we’re taking another significant step to protect Maryland families and children:

I’ve signed an executive order releasing $62 million to help Marylanders who rely on SNAP benefits put food on the table.

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TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 14h

Everyone to Stephen Miller:

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Dan Nguyen @dancow.bsky.social · 1d

execution style hoagie wound

Josh Michtom @rsgat.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not sure I can think of anything funnier than using the term "point-blank range" to refer to the throwing of a sandwich.

Dunn’s lawyers have claimed the case is “selective and vindictive prosecution,” arguing he was singled out for prosecution “not because of the nature of his alleged conduct — throwing a soft object that caused no injury — but because his outspoken, viral critique of the current administration’s policing and immigration policies made him a political target.”

Federal prosecutors opposed Dunn’s lawyers’ motion to dismiss the charge, writing that Dunn was “recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range.”

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TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 18h

Well, the agency has metastasised into a sewer police. Secret. Secret police.

White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 1d

TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 18h

There would need to be reform within the Democratic Party first because they are currently utterly spineless and incapable of the vision to reform the SCOTUS.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19h

Holder: The Supreme Court is a broken institution. And it’s something that has to be part of the national conversation in ’26 and in ’28.

If there is a Democratic trifecta in 2028—and I think the possibility of that is pretty good—Supreme Court reform has to be on the table.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 21h

www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, did they edit an interview? Did they not air every second?

I heard that’s grounds for a multimillion lawsuit

Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 1d

I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.

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TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 1d

The peace president (air) strikes again.

George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d

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Kathy - He's not my felon! | I'm for Ukraine & Gaza @kathyresist.bsky.social · 1d

Outstanding! "A" for effort!

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 2d

The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 2d

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TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 1d

I'm happy to tell him.

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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 2d

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TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 1d

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TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 1d

The email appears to specify that SNAP recipients can't be offered a special discount compared to non-SNAP shoppers?
Solution: offer the discount to all customers.

Kathy - He's not my felon! | I'm for Ukraine & Gaza @kathyresist.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my God, they are trying to enforce starvation. Evil, Evil, EVIL!

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 1d

The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email

TuringTest @turingtestloser.bsky.social · 1d

Elon Musk (played by David Tennant):

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯

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