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avelene's posting quarantine. oc shit mostly, being really lesbian, whatever thing i become obsessed with for 1-3 months and then forget about. i'm white. nsfw 18+ seriously don't be here if yr a kid!! she/any, pfp by @westlywheatly.bsky.social

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · Aug 6

this includes world of warcraft and overwatch btw. i'm not gonna expect everyone to know this immediately but i will be very annoying about it

Blizzard. In October 2023, Microsoft acquired parent company Activision Blizzard, maintaining that the company would continue to operate as a separate business. While part of the larger Microsoft Gaming division, Activision retains its function as the publisher of games developed by their studios.

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 3h

the hon hon hon set

lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 3h

american cheese is the kurapika of cheeses. not much of a contender as a general fighter but when its specific conditions are met (melting into a burger or other sandwich) it can defeat cheeses with a dramatically higher power level

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rin/ryan 🎀 @glassesrink.bsky.social · 3h

i modeled the rest of grandpa's fucked up bed

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 4h

this is bait

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 4h

proud of u for finally acknowledging that ur short

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 12h

Seeing game devs take a "the customer is always right" approach to feedback is so sad because like I get it from a PR perspective, but...

1) The customer is always wrong

2) Your customers are gamers, so they're twice as wrong

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neo-avelene 20XX @avelene.bsky.social · Nov 13

i hate that cheese stretch thing that cooking youtubers do, it feels so gratuitous. you don't gotta convince me to fuck that lasagna dude i was already planning on it

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neo-avelene 20XX @avelene.bsky.social · Feb 2

this thing gives you a negligible max health buff in cyberpunk 2077

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · Feb 2

Does anyone wanna see some normally benign words get very ominous when placed together?

Mrs. Taste Creamy Cheddar Zero Calories sauce. Fat free, sugar free, lactose free.

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neo-avelene 20XX @avelene.bsky.social · Feb 5

playing super mario 64 for the first time with my wife last year was such a good time but unfortunately i have solidified into our vernacular that the panting sound mario makes at 1 hp is called the "mario orgasm denial noise"

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 5h

2023 was such a year

lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 5h

u will be exploded to death

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 5h

one of my friends obliviously flirted with me for a couple months and went on 3 dates with me before realizing i was into her and having to go "oh uhhhh im monogamous with my partner"

Her Most Noble King of Knights @tenkyoken.bsky.social · 1d

everyone talks about useless lesbian who doesn't know she's being flirted with but what about useless lesbian who doesn't realize she's flirting???

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 5h

i'm going to send u a pipe bomb

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 8h

pisskid..

lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 9h

been with my wife for 7 years and i finally remembered to show her over the garden wall this autumn

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sofasofia 🛋️ @sofasofia.bsky.social · Jan 14

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 14h

it sucks how few cis people see the correlation between "trans women are being systematically forced out of public life" and "lol trans women love to be on the computer"

lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 15h

realis was sooooo good this week. we had our backs against the wall to a degree that i was considering burning my character's dream, one of our crewmembers possessed the corpse of an orphan vessel and now has spaceship dysphoria, we are gonna get in massive trouble with corporate

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Pickman's Supermodel @sadgirlfantasy.bsky.social · 21h

moby dick is 70% this/how this knowledge makes u think about gay sex

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 17h

yeah its awesome

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 17h

i dont think black vortex is as good as gum-gum giant but it certainly is meaner

lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 18h

sorry for politics posting so much lately but the politics are so absurd rn

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 18h

"america first" apparently means defunding programs to help usa americans, repeatedly clobbering the economy, and sending zillions of dollars to the administration's favorite foreign regimes

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 18h

i'm running 3 of them :) trying to find space for a 4th

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 18h

also because she can run black vortex, which just gets better and better the more insane these character and leader effects get. on the sim i black vortexed a green zoro player's leader 2 turns in a row and he just left the lobby

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