unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults
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i am unIMPortant master of s-plarp: spooky permanent live action role play 🔞Adults Only The draculas have taken the Capitol. How will you stop them? Him/He Degenerate Asexual patreon.com/TheWhatnaut 🔞 poorly labeled parody account
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and Vincent Gallo, maybe team up and release it on twatch or something
My band is going to be known as

Secede
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Succeed

Oh, shit @talibkweli.bsky.social I took two unhoused Black men and paid them to protect me from my landlord.

Unrelated, but my weak ass project manager wrote the world's greatest summer jam no cap.

My brother knows Jere Burns and
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How much for just a sand sprinkle on my junk for therapeutic purposes?

I recently acquired bedbugs and catharsis.
only punks talk about a fair fight

i will throw sand in your eyes and kick you in the dick
The fact that the laws are in place to protect the property owners while so many cannot "afford" property is a linguistic mind fuck.

And shortly thereafter the Fellowship was disbanded.

-Steinbeck
Lord of the grapes of the ring of the fellowship, unabridged and unreadable dvd comment track convert
Anyway, sorry to hija k your post with what I presume comes across as an unhinged rant.

I know the difference between a hawk and a Queequeg.

Thanks for your kind attention.
Except maybe police harassment the tattooed white cop became fucking incensed when I mentioned my fear of police murdering folks due to appearing to oh shit, I might have to buy my way out of a mugging?
We are so close to banding together and doing something real, me and my associates, but they can't stop bickering and it's a crisis of mismatched personality disorders but I know, just now realized, I can buy and White guy my way out of anything.

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Thank you, I really needed some dreary cheer as I adapt to living with the formerly unhoused persons I hired to protect me, a homeowner landlord, evicted on grounds of trespassing.
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Side note: they're happy to eat the rich, too. Let's all do brunch!
Update:the middle class will always feast upon the poor if it means they get to keep having brunch.
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do what the fuck you have to
Sex house with Klovar!

Also: she's a 5 but won't touch the unaided 51 yr old erection you summoned.
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i get really busy and talk to anyone but y'all sorry
Oh, yeah, I have to learn how to talk with people instead of at them.
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Black ppl been telling you

Black ppl been right
You see how the youth is dressing and acting nowadays?

No rules, you still punk af.

Especially in vt
Also that's how all of my sexual encounters are like: angry, awkward, and no contact.

#Exquisite
Lord help us all. Almost no sleep for days. Driver needs to get shit together to get his license reinstated.

Everybody saying "That part, right there" as a statement of undeniable finality and a

#allegeduniverse
#brainDamage
#K'zooMegaDungeon

#plarp
Apparently people still do door to door trick or treating. Bodyguard is going to do a costume pirate with a peg leg. Not my idea, somehow.

Anyway, it's going to suck not having all that leftover candy to eat, but it'll be cool to see the custom costumes of i.p. I won't recognize.