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Tom Easton

@tomeaston.bsky.social

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Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s. Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 4h

Well im absolutely on board

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 5h

Ok, got it. Maybe we can come up the next week. Will chat to the boy. He’ll have Opinions. Thanks again

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you. It’s more about what’s on at the BFI when we’re in town. But maybe we can start with that and move on to the others

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 5h

Thanks. He’s not fussed about mirth tbh. He likes Proper Film

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 5h

@rickburin.bsky.social @cethanleahy.com want to take the lad to the BFI at half term and I see there’s a film on called House of Mirth. Is it worth watching? I hadn’t heard of it…

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 6h

Sorry, got nothing

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 6h

Jonathan Ross
Stephen Fry
Claire Balding

I’m out

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 6h

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Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 6h

15 minutes in and the only thing that happened is Jonathan Ross dug up a fake shield from a fake grave then talked to the camera about how he felt about it

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 6h

Tried watching celebrity traitors. Really fucking dull. Am I missing something?

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dead horse @hooved-mammal.bsky.social · 7h

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 7h

If it’s wrong to like mommy milkers, I don’t want to be right

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 7h

Maybe I misjudged him. After all, I like big boobs.

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 8h

Of course, your Worship. We shall execute any who say otherwise.

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 8h

Surely thou wouldst be worshipped as an Old God?

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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 15h

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

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The Times & Sunday Times @thetimes.com · 1d

Kaleb Cooper, the breakout star of Clarkson’s Farm, has called for farming to be taught in schools so that children understand where their food comes from ⬇️

Teach farming in schools, says Kaleb Cooper — it saved me

The star of the TV series Clarkson’s Farm tells the Cheltenham Literature Festival that ‘everyone should know how to grow potatoes and other vegetables’

www.thetimes.com

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 17h

Groot: I am Groot
Hodor: Hodor
Groot: I am Groot
Hodor: Hodor
Groot: I am Groot!
Hodor: Hodor!
Groot: I am…Groot?
Hodor: …Hodor?

(they kiss)

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 17h

Waiting for Hodor

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1d

maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 1d

Autumn

An autumnal garden scene. Reds, greens and browns in the late afternoon sun

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🎃 Deadna Watkins 🎃 @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 2d

Dead nonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce

Sir Tom Fucking Jones baby!

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Today’s harvest

Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 2d

Hop not Hate

Three protesters in Portland Oregon in inflatable frog suits. One holds a placard reading FROGS TOGETHER STRONG

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 2d