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Darby

@tokenliberal.bsky.social

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📍 Columbus, Ohio. Raging liberal. Chaotic good. Columbus Crew supporter. Kansas City Chiefs fan. D&D nerd. Books, beer, bourbon. Cats are awesome. I remember when MySpace was a thing. He/him.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · Aug 11

Every. Single. Time.

There are two reusable grocery bags lying flat on a kitchen floor. Each one has a cat sitting on it.

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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 5h

Had a great chat with USMNT and Boro midfielder Aidan Morris.

On his USMNT return:

"It was longer than I would've liked, but that’s life... It’s about having a mindset of not being a victim. What are you going to do when you get the chance?"
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...

Aidan Morris and the USMNT World Cup hopeful's year of opportunity

www.nytimes.com

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 6h

Looks like private equity is about to destroy another chain.

Denny's to be acquired and taken private in a deal valued at $620 million

Denny’s said Monday that it’s being acquired by a group of investors who will take the breakfast chain private. Denny’s board unanimously approved the deal, which...

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 7h

Today we note the passing of a real Dick

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 1d

Some players clapped as they walked to the tunnel, nothing as a group.

Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 1d

FCC fans heading to the exit in the 70'. #Crew96

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 1d

Can we make goal differential count again? #Crew96

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 1d

Fifth line? Are they hockey supporters? I didn't realize Cincinnati had a team.

Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a surprised expression on his face .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a surprised expression on his face .

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 1d

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John @jahykes.bsky.social · 1d

Lol @nordecke.com is a little too loud for Kei #Crew96

FC Kentucky reserve Kei Kamara plugs his ears as the Columbus Crew Nordecke supporter section celebrates a goal.

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John Zidar @john-zidar.bsky.social · 1d

Jim Morrison called. He wants his everything back.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 1d

The person wearing a Kei Kamara FCC jersey has to be trolling #Crew96, right? There's no way you're enough of a fan of his work in Cincinnati to get a jersey.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 2d

The Crew app really wants me to be at the game*

*I already had tickets

Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 2d

The number of emails and push notifications I've gotten encouraging me to attend the match is... not encouraging.

Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 2d

There is an upside to either result.

Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 2d

This is the day that #Crew96 force a third match in the series against the fusslads...

...or the day that our long (and perhaps long-awaited) off-season begins.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 3d

If someone watched only the first cut, they would be like, "There's no way these people are saving a team."

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 3d

It is criminal that all the early cuts are not available. Those first versions were very different and often hilarious, intentional or not. #ReleaseTheNolanCut

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 3d

But what if the Toronto fans were to piss on LAPD cars?

Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 3d

It's discounted today in Columbus.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 3d

Be interesting to see what kinds of deals he cooks up for them...

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 3d

Of #Crew96 note.

Jeff Carlisle @jeffreycarlisle.bsky.social · 4d

Sources: St. Louis City SC has agreed terms with former Montreal executive Corey Wray to be its next sporting director. Contract could be signed as soon as late Friday. A Canadian citizen, Wray will need to acquire a work visa as well. #AllForCITY

www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Sources: St. Louis to hire ex-Montréal exec Wray

St. Louis City SC has agreed personal terms with former CF Montreal executive Corey Wray to be the team's next sporting director, sources told ESPN.

www.espn.com

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 3d

I believe you'd get your ass kicked, saying something like that...

You might say you'd wind up on the receiving end of a slobberknocker.

a man with long hair and a mustache is sitting in a chair .

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 4d

Ground beef currently cost more per ounce than Grey Poupon.

Instead of drawing arbitrary lines in the sand about what foods low-income people should be permitted to eat, JUST GIVE THEM THE MEANS TO EAT.

Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 4d

When dumbass starvation supporters criticize what's SNAP eligible they ignore how much it would cost to determine and regulate more granular SNAP eligibility.

It's just like Medicaid work requirements: payroll processing companies are already salivating at the gov't contracts to track work hours.

tweet screenshot of some jabroni writing "I mean come on" in regards to Grey Poupon, a normally priced mustard, being SNAP eligible.

Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 4d

My first thought was "that sounds like something Spike would do" 😂