tmw
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a more rigorous organizational program prior to computerization should have been done it’s just my initials but “too much wool” isn’t wrong. Steward of the night mayor’s kegerator. she/her
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Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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I wasn't married but I am now. Women love the vehicle.
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Looks like this picture is making the rounds again. (It was me. I visited his grave in Roseville and posted it on Reddit for his birthday nine years ago.)
Haha no, I am not going to use ChatGPT to name a thing, thanks
It’s for fifteen years of state service lol
Personal news: I am in possession of a small waffle iron
Personal news: I am in possession of a small waffle iron
Redacted work complaint
Dawg there was a truly jaw dropping number of pigeons on this one corner of 5th on my way to work. Pigeon brunch rager
Update from my kitchen

J: babe have you seen BEEF??
me: YES what a good little guy he’s so CAT
you know what, fuck you *minnesotas your usa*
Window shopping jackets and found a listing for one calling itself a combat smock
Woof yikes Jesus H
Breaking: We’ve talked to multiple individuals who have confirmed that UNC-CH is merging SILS (library and information science) and SDSS (data science and society). Announcement will be tomorrow morning. Faculty were not consulted.
Happy international lesbian day fuck the Yankees
He’s sooooooo sleep
We’ve had fourthmeal. But what about SECOND fourthmeal?
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every day i go in to the office and collaborate with a graphical UI designer and every time he says he’s updated figma for me i do not say “figma balls” back at him. i would like a fifty thousand dollar bonus for this effort please
Today in response to a question about a Bad Process I said “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills” and my coworker said I was the fourth person they’d heard say that this week

It is Tuesday
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
Well I thought that was canon
rip to an absolute legend
Fuck I shoulda gone I love line dancing
Would def recommend this