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Newt

@tinytrashmarten.bsky.social

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I’m Newt! I paint models, draw stuff and raise invertebrates! She/They 🧡@sabbycoyote🖤@yagirlbaphomet💚@pyrocard

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Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · May 24

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Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 58m

Playing world of tanks with @pyrocard.bsky.social esp on lower tiers has been a lot of fun

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 10h

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Kay 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 12h

Re: every headline involving education

A 4 panel comic.

Panel 1: closeup of a new textbook on a kid's school desk. The cover reads "World Histeries - sponcored bye PragerU + OpenAI"

Panel 2: The kid opens the book. Page titles include "How slavery boosted the enconemy" and "12 reasons hitler wasn't wrong" along with an ad that reads "more with a pragerU subscription and another that says "10% off openAI" with a QR code.

Panel 3: the kid looks up at the teacher, lifts the book, and says "what the fuck is this"

Panel 4: an exhausted teacher, still passing out a stack of the books, replies "your senator picked it"

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Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 2h

@hopeidontjackoff.bsky.social you look familiar :3

Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 3h

gladly

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🌈✨ Mex says DOOK!!! 🌈✨ @ibolt07.bsky.social · 1d

MARTEN FACTS

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Kircai @kircai.bsky.social · 4h

I wonder how well @snazithus.bsky.social's managing the wait for his Super Pixel Pals package...

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Nachie Θ∆ @shaymin.club · 1d

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oops maybe a bit too big..

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Kiba [smol mode] @kibafawn.bsky.social · 13h

You were on the floor watching Tiny Toons Adventures, but then it cut to commercials…

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Eri :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 7h

They're hitting me with this

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Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 7h

a cartoon character wearing a top hat with a purple mouth

ALT: a cartoon character wearing a top hat with a purple mouth

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Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 7h

I do like being nice to babies too obvs @sabbycoyote.bsky.social is soft and is not a marten punching bag

Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 7h

Sorry I just like seeing you squirm and be fucking embarrassed and helpless I’m awful!

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𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕎𝕖𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕕𝕒𝕪 @wolverinewednesday.bsky.social · 8h

Man, I've really been slacking on the posts lately! Sorry, I'm just so sleepy >_<

Wolverines are diurnal, but we still like naps!

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Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 7h

I want more babies into me force feeding them castor oil or corn syrup and oiling and powdering then and having them wear bonnets mittens and diaper covers after I spank their asses red

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Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 10h

God I wanna have you ruin my marten

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Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 10h

Nsfw wip #hypno #abdl #furry

Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 10h

id love to see

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Madeleine @maddybakery.bsky.social · 11h

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Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 11h

anyone else play world of tanks?

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olivedreampuppy, pooltoy mode @olivedreampuppy.bsky.social · 12h

4 AM, daddy gets a new avatar and designs a character around it, and despite needing sleep I get NORMAL about it

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Newt @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social · 11h

god i want this to happen to me so bad

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🚬🥩 @ashtrayguts.bsky.social · 12h

// diapers, hypno

and here's clowngirl possum popcorn! with her ringleader boyfriend Faust assisting with her next act! isn't he so helpful? :-)

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Teagan Gavet @teagan.bsky.social · 14h

Hey I’m gonna be hanging around my partner @spainimation.bsky.social ‘s table (302) at #BLFC2025! I’ve got some copies of Oren’s Forge Vol 1 and 2 for sale, plus the One Eyed Wolf mini comic and some other stuff. Happy to sign books too, if you’ve got one! Come on by if you’re so inclined!

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🍄Foursnail🍄 @foursnail.bsky.social · Oct 25

Important advice from Wildrick's father

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