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Thotton Mather
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reality is very upsetting to the right wing so they are spending a ton of time and money building an alternate reality safe space to delude themselves into believing they aren't unpopular assholes
New: Elon Musk appears to have just launched "Grokipedia," billed as a more right-leaning rival to Wikipedia: grokipedia.com

Story to come. If you try it out, I'd be interested to hear what you find.
Grokipedia
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Tried to move my phone no. from T-Mobile to AT&T. I had my dad on a 3-way call with 3 T-Mobile reps, who ultimately connected us an AT&T rep, who set up a 4-way call with T-Mobile, who decided they couldn't fix my problem. Thank god, I told Dad, this wasn't a govt service — imagine the bureaucracy!
Posting again as a public service (and because I can't freakin' remember either):
what else do you use for shingles on gingerbread houses??
I imagine you as Columbo saying this... for some reason
it's how we know you're not AI
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
I'm actually anti-information, but pro-polio. you've never met someone like me
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consider that the psychotic loop of chatgpt mostly seems to be 'the chatbot repeating your own ideas back to you and telling you they're brilliant' and then consider billionaires and the people around them
How are people so stupid. "she's healthy" so therefore, she will never get sick?? what
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Submitting the duck-rabbit optical illusion to iNaturalist
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
I can get it to you later tonight
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left wing intellectuals on having kids: wow look at all these little joys, i am gonna make a special scrap book of why the family matters...omg is this conservativism?

right wing intellectuals on having kids: look we have to start getting teens pregnant if we're gonna outbreed all the undesireables
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Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
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With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.

Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
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The most Republican guy is the guy who owns the used car dealership, a tanning salon, and a boat in a place that has been economically decimated by deindustrialization

See, for instance:
so I knew this because when I was a freshman college, some dude who went to Bard was visiting a friend of mine and he told us about this, and about how he ate like a tablespoon or so of nutmeg to try to trip. It really said a lot about Bard, tbh
If another brand or something says "Woohoo!" to me in response to me purchasing something, I will Lose It.
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Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
yes but not with black food coloring because it'll make your teeth weird looking