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Scotch Mother Fucking Tape

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape

@therealscotchtape.bsky.social

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Bitch slapping TERFs and racists cunts by the dozens.

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Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 29d

ProTip: if your account is nothing but shouting about politics, imma block you so hard your momma gonna get a bruise on her taint.

I said what I said.

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 2h

Finally fucking home.

I am so tired.

Ugh. One more day.

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😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social · 3h

My funniest skeets are the ones I forget the very second I open Bluesky to write it

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 4h

That’s fantastic!!!!! Enjoy!!!

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 4h

lets get started doing nothing

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🎃 Leela 🍁 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 5h

It’s a Friday night

I’m not out partying
I’m not out having a good time

I’m tired
I’m exhausted

My body hurts
My soul weeps

But sharing with you helps

Hearing your thoughts
Hearing your struggles

Seeing your strength
Seeing your perseverance

Cry with me
Laugh with me

Be…. with me

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 7h

Easy now….

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 7h

Ahhh that’s ok. You’re gonna make something yummy regardless

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 7h

Fingers crossed!

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 7h

Is he wearing a backwards ball cap, board shorts and way too much Axe body spray?

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 7h

Ohhhhhhhh…… :(

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 7h

And my Coke Zero just went right out my nose….

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 7h

Whatever happens it will be delicious. Especially when you deglaze that pan with some white wine ;)

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

This person is fucking unhinged.

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

Shocker…..

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

You about to learn…. lol

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

Wait….. nevermind.

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

This movie… I love Kathy Bates. She’s great and I enjoy her work.

She terrified me in this movie.

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

And an ice cube too? Lol

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

Fuck yes it is.

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

Ohhhhh that’s a good one.

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

This is hurtful.

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 16h

If your skin suit is pretty but your insides are ugly, there's the door. 👉🏾

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

Bingo. I also put oyster crackers in my soup.

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 8h

Exactly.

Scotch Mother Fucking Tape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 9h

I’m going as a grump ass old man.