The Orchid Show
@theorchidshow.myatproto.social
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He/him. Lapsed writer/musician, guerrilla archivist, socialist, et Jew sans frontières. COVID-consciousness and community care-forward. Death to power. Also at https://mastodon.social/@theorchidshow.
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The lion's share of the significance I've found in life has been parasocial and that's really bumming me out.
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I don't finish most of what I start because I'm bad at games and also lose interest quickly if something truly sucks, but I fucking abhorred my Final Fantasy IX experience and got through the end of that somehow.
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What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
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My most unhinged(?) take:

This is not just 70s nostalgia

I think we should go back to glass bottles & jars for packaging ALL pre-prepared food & drink.

Glass is near-infinitely recyclable and the improvement for both human health and the health of the environment would be significant.
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There are a couple things things about him that rub me the wrong way, sure, but he seems like someone that's genuinely interested in learning from his mistakes as well as the world around him and I bet there's a lot we'd be able to have a really nice chat about.
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Man, there should be far more What's In My Bag? videos like Henry Rollins' where he's buying the same shit to fill niche holes in his collection that he would pick up if the cameras weren't on him instead of all of these 'these records I clearly already own are integral to telling my story' PR ones.
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ISO the petite heavily-tattooed redhead Jandek fan who couldn't stop talking about her septate hymen from my dream last night.
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It's cool when you watch a video of a metal show and you see a metal guy in the audience and it's like "yes, the guy is doing the thing that they exist for."
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He lost me after Bass Communion.
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Big ‘I can do the thing!’ guy; virtually no sense of ‘should I do the thing?’ about him.
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He is an amazing technical mix engineer but his gimmick is extreme track separation and that does not flatter old records whose strengths were having bed tracks cut in one room by bands who could deliver.
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Partner finally listening to Larks' Tongues In Aspic tonight after five years of pestering them to.

(The late '90s Simon Heyworth remaster, obviously; Steven Wilson needs to stay away from all the records that benefitted from everyone playing together in the same room.)
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Quote skeet this post with someone you wish was still alive
Thomas Crooks
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Gotta get that ceiling television so I can watch Charlie Kirk getting shot on a loop while I fuck.
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"President Trump is a lot of things (all great), but he isn't a pedophile. Unless it turns out that he's also that, in which case, it would be fine. Ephebophilia is when you want to have sex with your daughter's friends, which is normal. He's also a hebephile, which means that he supports Israel."
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NEW YORK TIMES
OPINION

It's Time To Set The Record Straight: Ephebophilia And Hebephilia Aren't Pedophilia

Bret Stephens
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NEW YORK TIMES
OPINION

It's Time To Set The Record Straight: Ephebophilia And Hebephilia Aren't Pedophilia

Bret Stephens
theorchidshow.myatproto.social
Teaching conservative youth to make their teeth stronger not by way of queer-codedly 'brushing' (penis) them with 'toothpaste' (semen) but instead by biting into cement as hard as they can.
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Imagine thinking Tai Shan is the worst Rush song when it’s preferable to 90% of the tracks on every subsequent record they’d make (100% of everything after Vapor Trails).
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I love how she dressed in that film.
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NEW YORK TIMES
OPINION

The Left Claims To The Support The Arts But Now We Won't Ever Be Getting A Lostprophets Reunion Because Of Purity Test Culture

Bret Stephens
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"An overwhelming amount of President Trump's critics on the matter of his pederasty, which we must remember was a foundational custom of ancient Greece (and, by proxy of this, philosophy itself), also oppose Israel. Ergo, it's not a stretch to conclude that it's antisemitic not to molest children."
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Looking forward to Bret Stephens' post-Epstein Files op-ed 'I Like That The President Puts His Penis In Children'.
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Looking forward to Bret Stephens' post-Epstein Files op-ed 'I Like That The President Puts His Penis In Children'.
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Makes things lonelier, maybe? It's not what it was. Fascism has stolen all the good.