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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · 5d

Dracula sucks.

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · 22d

John Carpenter's "In the Mouth of Madness"

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Sep 15

Still doodling instead of writing.
#notwritesky #notscriptsky #doodle #procrastinationnation

A three-eyed frog with a spear and rainbow shield. Not sure what they are doing with the weapons of war, but they look ready to fight something.

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Aug 4

Don't get me started on the caduceus vs the asclepius! 😂

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Aug 4

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BCX...

Captain Holt's Dentist Rant

YouTube video by Enderrye

www.youtube.com

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jul 29

Help settle an argument:

If I use IDENTICAL TEABAGS and put one in a large mug and one in a small cup and fill each with water, which cup has more "tea" in it?

Different amounts of WATER, sure, but I argue that the amount of "tea" (the leaves) is the same.

Others disagree.
#WhatIsTea #science

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jul 25

Research from Columbia's "Community College Research Center" is being used to shut down developmental education and ESL/ESOL departments. With funding from the RAND corporation.

www.jstor.org/stable/42775...

A Brief Response to Bailey, Jaggars, and Scott-Clayton on JSTOR

Alexandras M. Goudas, Hunter R. Boylan, A Brief Response to Bailey, Jaggars, and Scott-Clayton, Journal of Developmental Education, Vol. 36, No. 3 (SPRING 2013), pp. 28-30, 32

www.jstor.org

Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jul 24

Columbia's "Community College Research Center" ccrc.tc.columbia.edu is eviscerating developmental education, including programs for English Learners with funding from RAND corp and Bill and Melinda Gates. Their research is being used to shut down ESOL programs and jam unprepared students into ENG101

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jul 13

Janet from "Rocky horror Picture Show" telling Frank-n-furter "I don't like men with too many muscles.

Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jul 9

Just saying.

#Ironheart #WhatWeDoInTheShadows #Nandor #Mephisto #SeperatedAtBirth

Sacha Baron Cohen as Mephisto in "Ironheart"

Nandor the Implacable from "What we do in the Shadows"

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jul 9

Feeling some Utah Phillips right about now.

"A Robin Hood bandit gives away privately what he steals publicly and a philanthropist...well, you figure it out."

#Workersoftheworld #HoboNation #ThereNeedsToBeAMovieAboutThisGuy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTDb...

Utah Phillips - This Land Is Not Our Land

YouTube video by BCTGM Local 351 AFL-CIO, CLC

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jun 28

Sorry, don't have the script for "One cut of the dead", but a great example.

Here is the script for Hitchcocks's "THE ROPE" - all one shot
archive.org/details/rope...

Rope (1948) Screenplay : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

RopeYear: 1948Director: Alfred HitchcockScreenplay by Arthur LaurentsStory by Hume Cronyn

archive.org

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jun 28

www.imdb.com/title/tt7914...

One Cut of the Dead (2017) ⭐ 7.6 | Comedy, Drama, Horror

1h 36m | Not Rated

www.imdb.com

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jun 27

The whole series is great. Check out the x-mas special with Greg Davis!

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jun 26

Thanks! If you ever want to swap scripts, let me know!

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Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈 @nicksalve.com · Jun 26

POSEIDON'S GATE

After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.

TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE

#ScreenPit #comedySeries

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Michael Brennan @mpb07.bsky.social · Jun 25

Mermania!
A broke office worker, desperate for a promotion, attends a work-sponsored booze cruise to schmooze the boss, but instead of a VP position, she must fight against getting permanently downsized (ripped apart) by a rampaging merman unleashed by the company.
#Screenpit #HoCo #Fea #Cfin #SeRe

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jun 26

HOME FOR MONSTERS

Humans didn't know magic even existed until it ended. Now the creatures of myth and nightmare must learn to survive in our world. Enemies forced to live together.

Feature film prequel; half-hour series

#screenpit #scriptsky #co #su #DrDy #SeRe

A dragon in a dirty alley eating out of a garbage can. Shitty AI slop, but I just couldn't draw anything for this.

From one of the half-hour comedy episodes:

EXT. HOME FOR MONSTERS - DAY
MAIL CARRIER approaches the mail box outside the Home for Monsters and hesitates. Mail Carrier looks at the bush next to the mail box.
MAIL CARRIER
Is that you? Hello? Do you want your mail?
Mail Carrier wedges the mail into the branches of the bush and turns to walk off.
With a RUSTLE, the bush on the other side of the mail box unfolds, revealing itself to be WIND, a sentient plant-person. Mail Carrier SHRIEKS in fear.
WIND
Why did you give the mail to Albert?
MAIL CARRIER
(shakily)
Albert?
WIND
Do you think we all look the same?
MAIL CARRIER
(flustered)
What? No! I just...just thought that, I mean-
Wind LAUGHS.
WIND
I am joking. That’s just a bush.
Wind takes the mail out of the bush and walks up the path and into the Home for Monsters, still laughing. Mail Carrier looks at the bush.
MAIL CARRIER
Could be an Albert. How the hell can anyone tell these days?
Mail carrier walks off MUTTERING.

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Tim Brennan @realtimbrennan.bsky.social · Jun 25

KHALID AND THE GREAT BEYOND

When an atheistic physicist dies, he and the Goddess of Safe Returns must determine why the dead are going to the wrong afterlives and prevent the destruction of reality.

#ScreenPit #Fea #Co #PG13 #SeRe #Cov #ISA #40up

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · Jun 25

HERE SHE COMES

An introverted South Asian woman having the worst sex of her life falls ass-backwards into the adult toy biz much to the chagrin of her eccentric but traditional Indian family.

2 x TV Pilot Winner, Runner Up

#ScreenPit #Scriptsky #Co #Pi #div

Image of a brown south Asian woman, smiling coyly and holding a vibrator with an angry mother figure in the background, and her grinning stupid brother in the foreground. On the side are the accolades for the pilot HERE SHE COMES by Jasmine Aziz and Dan McNeil.

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Ross H. Martin @rosshmartin.bsky.social · Jun 25

THE BATTLE OF LOS ANGELES
An American man building his dream home and preparing for an inevitable attack by the Japanese, is thrown for a loop when the U.S. Army shoots the heck out of a bright orange object in the sky, destroying his new home. #ScreenPit #SFi #Fea #Cov #ISA

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Kim Hornsby @kimhornsby.bsky.social · Jun 25

COMPLEX KILLER

Escaping an abusive marriage has a woman moving to an apartment complex with live/work/play options & tight security but missing women & disinterested cops have her playing detective despite her fear it may be her ex.
#screenpit #th #fea

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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy @thenullhypothesis.bsky.social · Jun 25

SATAN ❤️ CTHULHU!

What happens when the mother of the Antichrist meets the Son of Cthulhu? Love of course! And the end of the world, but whose apocalypse is it going to be? Kisses and curses abound in "Satan Loves Cthulhu"!

feature film

#scriptsky #screenpit #Ro #Su #HoCo #SeRe

What happens when the mother of the Antichrist meets the Son of Cthulhu? Love of course! And the end of the world, but whose apocalypse is it going to be? Kisses and curses abound in "Satan Loves Cthulhu"! The poster is a hand-drawn shitty pic of Satan and Cthulhu staring at each other over the silhouette of our two lovers.

Here is the first bit of the script:
EXT. ROCKY OCEAN CLIFFS - BLACKEST NIGHT
Lit by stochastic lightening, an OLD CRONE (f, 100) mutters GUTTURAL SYLLABLES over the POUNDING RAIN as she trudges up the rocky path to the top of a promontory overlooking the storm-whipped ocean.
OLD CRONE
Ain fthagan Cthulhu sep mornicus in et ackman alctatan doa! Ain Cthullulu! Ain Yog Shoggoth! Give me your child!
Old Crone spreads her arms and the waves CRASH higher and higher until one wave POUNDS over the cliff, washing her away.
Lightning CRACKS into the waves.
Thunder ROLLS over the ocean ROAR.
Another wave WHOOSHES over the cliffs, and Old Crone stands where she was before, sodden and dripping, but unharmed.
OLD CRONE
Thank you old ones and bless us with your madness! Give us the old gods to once again wake Azathoth! Bring me the spear of Lobon! Oukranos! Zo-Kalar! Tamash!
The SHOUTS of Old Crone are drowned out by the violent SMASH of the waves and the BOOM of thunder.
SUPER: “30 YEARS LATER”
EXT. GOTHIC CHURCH - MIDNIGHT
A neo-Gothic stone church with no roof, in severe disrepair, stands forlorn in a field of weeds under the full moon.
In the peeling paint on a sign by the entrance the words “ST. LAWRENCE” are faintly seen.
EXT. DRIVEWAY - SAME
An old, dusty and road-worn black van RUMBLES down the driveway, the engine COUGHS and SPLUTTERS.
INSERT - REAR VIEW MIRROR OF VAN
A cartoon devil air freshener with the words “STINKY LITTLE DEVIL” hangs from the rear-view mirror.
BACK IN THE DRIVEWAY
The van CRUNCHES to a halt in front of the dark building.
REVEREND JANE HEX (f, 30), steps down from the van and surveys the area. She oozes charm and confidence.

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