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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · Jun 25

HERE SHE COMES

An introverted South Asian woman having the worst sex of her life falls ass-backwards into the adult toy biz much to the chagrin of her eccentric but traditional Indian family.

2 x TV Pilot Winner, Runner Up

#ScreenPit #Scriptsky #Co #Pi #div

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 9h

Is no one going to talk about the fact that Colonel Sanders seems to have gotten primo seats at the World Series?

Is the lengths he’ll go to avoid the tariffs? 😂

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 9h

An idea for the creatives at @chapmans.ca - WHEN the Blue Jays win the World Series, maybe you can make chocolate covered ice cream bars shaped like a Blue Jay? 🤤

My humble rendition here for you 🍦

#BlueJays

Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 11h

Watching pre-game banter before the Blue Jays game 2 of the World Series and I’m worried my mom’s fingers are going to fall off from “taking off the nazzar” 😝

Go Jays Go!!!

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 1d

The Dodgers look like someone just put 200% tariffs on home runs 😝😝

Go Jays Go!!!

#BlueJays

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FixNews ⛵🍁Born Again Atheist @fixnewsplease.bsky.social · 1d

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 1d

Took us a bit to figure it out too but it is fun! Bob Saenz’s book is great if you haven’t read it.

Best of luck to you too!! 🤩💫❤️

Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 1d

We met with a prominent manager who told us to sell holiday scripts for Hallmark/Lifetime before big stuff like THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE could be considered.

Not sure if ya'all agree with that but A HOLLY JOLLY FEUD was born from that meeting. Now we want to see it on the little screen 📺🎄

#ScriptSky

Image of Christmas wreath on top of two red and green stripes upon which is a shrugging South Asian woman in a white sweater and Santa hat as well as a handsome caucasian man in a holiday sweater holding his head.

Two rival groups, one Christmas-crazed and one bitterly bah-humbug, battle for holiday dominance when a double booking turns their snowy retreat into a yuletide war zone.

Title is "A Holly Jolly Feud" script by Jasmine Aziz and Dan McNeil.

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 1d

How hard core of a Blue Jays fan is my cherubic Indian mom?

In the 90's she wouldn't cook for us if there was a game on so we bought her a mini tv for the kitchen so she could cheer them on while making curry.

She's SO ready for this again! And so are we!!! 😍

Go Jays Go!

#BlueJays

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 5d

YEEEESSSSS!!!!

I’m gonna be so tired tomorrow but so worth it ⚾️⚾️⚾️💫💫💫

Blue Jays 💖

Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 5d

Yesssss, Blue Jays are heading to the World Series LFG!! #BlueJays #Canada 🍁💪🏻⚾️🧢 #2025

Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 5d

Ok baseball gods… you know what we want 🙏🏽💫

Momma can’t take the nerves 😬 and neither can I to be honest 😜

Go Jays Go!!

⚾️❤️

Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 5d

Absolutely agree!!

No matter the results of tonight, the pride for this team is off the charts 💫⚾️❤️
Thanks to the BlueJays, I’m even closer to my Indian mom than I thought possible. She’s legit loved them for decades 😍

Go Jays Go!!

🍁 Dan McNeil @danmcneilwrites.bsky.social · 5d

The Blue Jays aren't just playing for Canada.

Canada has the whole fucking world behind 'em and I couldn't be prouder...

carter @30thstate.bsky.social · 6d

“I’m going to give all I have for the city. I’m going to give all I have for the fans”

- Vladdy 🇨🇦

#BlueJays

Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 6d

Baseball gods you are seriously on the hook tonight. My hard core Indian mom just isn’t having it. They must win.

Go Jays Go! ⚾️💫

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 7d

My Oopsie this time ☺️ I meant to say “automotive” - apologies.

Still, they sound like pretty cool “Dan”s 😉

Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 7d

Just going to say that while Dan McNeil’s no automatic e writer, his book “The Judas Apocalypse” is a guaranteed page turner 😜

Full disclosure I’m his wife and biggest fan ☺️

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 7d

If you think the world is upside down, this script/book will shake it up even more 😜

#ScriptSky #BookSky

🍁 Dan McNeil @danmcneilwrites.bsky.social · 22d

THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE

During WWII, a bookish archaeologist embarks on a perilous quest behind enemy lines to hunt for a long lost treasure that the church has zealously kept hidden for centuries

Top 1% Coverfly
Semifinalist, Austin Film Festival 2024
Finalist, Barnstorm Fest 2024

#scriptsky #spec

The Judas Apocalypse; stylized graphics of skull, a Knight Templar, soldiers; THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE
During WWII, a bookish archaeologist embarks on a perilous quest behind enemy lines to hunt for a long lost treasure that the church has zealously kept hidden for centuries.
Top 1% Coverfly; Semifinalist, Austin Film Festival 2024; Finalist, Barnstorm Fest 2024
Written by Dan McNeil and Jasmine Aziz; Based on the novel by Dan McNeil

Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 8d

I really enjoyed this and I know that the universe will shine favorably on @phoenixblack.bsky.social 💫

Phoenix Black @phoenixblack.bsky.social · 8d

This is the controversial mockumentary I made for my film school application. It’s about advantage, unconscious bias and who gets to make our movies. #screenwriting #film #scriptsky

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Two Sides To The Story

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 8d

My cherubic 78 year old mother is already yelling at the umpire 😅

Most benevolent baseball gods, please show your love to the Blue Jays tonight to spare her from bringing out the Indian swear words 😂😂⚾️⚾️

Go Jays Go!!!

Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 9d

Ok now we know there are baseball Gods. The proof lies below 👇🏾 😝

Dare I summon them again??

Please shine on our Blue Jays 🙏🏽⚾️💫

Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 10d

Dear baseball gods 🙏🏽 please shine your light on the Blue Jays for the sake of my beautiful 78 year old mother who is their faithful fan. She’s had enough heartbreak this year and could really use the win 💫

You got this boys!! Go Jays Go!!

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 9d

Feeling nostalgic today on the 14th anniversary of my book launch 🥹

What I got since it was released:

- sold the movie rights
- met my beloved 💖
- changed lives, removed taboos
- got me into screenwriting
- proud af I stuck with my vision

#BookSky #writersky #ScriptSky

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 10d

Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 11d

I have my copy and plan to dig in soon!

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Kristin S @krisr101.bsky.social · 28d

My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 12d

Stuck this pillow on my head and the Blue Jays started to rally!

Looks like I’m not moving for the rest of the night… 😜

Go Jays Go!

#BlueJays

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KermitRocks @kermitrocks4u.bsky.social · Nov 6

#FuckTrump

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 12d

My IMBD profile going from last one picked in dodgeball to top million makes as little sense as the Blue Jays game last night... (see how I tied my two loves together??😆)

Today's Plot Point 2 (late inning rush from the Jays) is all anyone will be talking about tomorrow.

Go Jays Go!🍁⚾

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