Jasmine Aziz
@jasmineaziz.bsky.social
🍁Author | “Sex & Samosas”
Shore Script's Winner TV 1/2 comedy pilot - “Here She Comes”
AFF Semifinalist - "The Judas Apocalypse"
Now here's 3 reasons why you need crotchless panties...
https://writers.coverfly.com/profile/writer-776088aab-29565
Shore Script's Winner TV 1/2 comedy pilot - “Here She Comes”
AFF Semifinalist - "The Judas Apocalypse"
Now here's 3 reasons why you need crotchless panties...
https://writers.coverfly.com/profile/writer-776088aab-29565
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Jasmine Aziz
@jasmineaziz.bsky.social
· Jun 25
HERE SHE COMES
An introverted South Asian woman having the worst sex of her life falls ass-backwards into the adult toy biz much to the chagrin of her eccentric but traditional Indian family.
2 x TV Pilot Winner, Runner Up
#ScreenPit #Scriptsky #Co #Pi #div
An introverted South Asian woman having the worst sex of her life falls ass-backwards into the adult toy biz much to the chagrin of her eccentric but traditional Indian family.
2 x TV Pilot Winner, Runner Up
#ScreenPit #Scriptsky #Co #Pi #div
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Lots of conflicting reports about the DC shooting.
Here's a radical idea - how's about shutting the fuck up until there's credible info.
No one fucking CARES if you're first to report.
Everyone CARES that you get it right.
Here's a radical idea - how's about shutting the fuck up until there's credible info.
No one fucking CARES if you're first to report.
Everyone CARES that you get it right.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Lots of conflicting reports about the DC shooting.
Here's a radical idea - how's about shutting the fuck up until there's credible info.
No one fucking CARES if you're first to report.
Everyone CARES that you get it right.
Here's a radical idea - how's about shutting the fuck up until there's credible info.
No one fucking CARES if you're first to report.
Everyone CARES that you get it right.
Huge thanks to the awesome judges at Outstanding Screenplays for THE LONG SHOT Quarterfinal placement!
This Canadian story has been a real labour of love for my beloved & so much fun to write!
Congrats to the other quarterfinalists. Let's celebrate!!! 🎉
@danmcneilwrites.bsky.social
#ScriptSky
This Canadian story has been a real labour of love for my beloved & so much fun to write!
Congrats to the other quarterfinalists. Let's celebrate!!! 🎉
@danmcneilwrites.bsky.social
#ScriptSky
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Huge thanks to the awesome judges at Outstanding Screenplays for THE LONG SHOT Quarterfinal placement!
This Canadian story has been a real labour of love for my beloved & so much fun to write!
Congrats to the other quarterfinalists. Let's celebrate!!! 🎉
@danmcneilwrites.bsky.social
#ScriptSky
This Canadian story has been a real labour of love for my beloved & so much fun to write!
Congrats to the other quarterfinalists. Let's celebrate!!! 🎉
@danmcneilwrites.bsky.social
#ScriptSky
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So Trump just pardoned two turkeys on the WH lawn. The only weird part was when he called them Ghislaine and Maxwell...
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So Trump just pardoned two turkeys on the WH lawn. The only weird part was when he called them Ghislaine and Maxwell...
BlueSky has brought amazing people into my life like @robgotobed.bsky.social !
I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”
With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.
#BookSky
I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”
With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.
#BookSky
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
BlueSky has brought amazing people into my life like @robgotobed.bsky.social !
I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”
With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.
#BookSky
I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”
With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.
#BookSky
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November 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Since Joe Carter didn’t call us with the winning 50/50 ticket for Jays Care, let’s get back to getting our work out there 😜
THE LONG SHOT got a “recommend” from @shorescripts.bsky.social coverage!
Who doesn’t love a great horse racing movie? 🐎🎬🍿
#ScriptSky
THE LONG SHOT got a “recommend” from @shorescripts.bsky.social coverage!
Who doesn’t love a great horse racing movie? 🐎🎬🍿
#ScriptSky
THE LONG SHOT
Two brothers on the run from a Canadian mobster take the reins in a New York gangster’s audacious scheme to fix the 1924 King's Plate.
Based on a true story (sort of)
Shore Scripts recommend
#scriptsky #spec
Two brothers on the run from a Canadian mobster take the reins in a New York gangster’s audacious scheme to fix the 1924 King's Plate.
Based on a true story (sort of)
Shore Scripts recommend
#scriptsky #spec
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Since Joe Carter didn’t call us with the winning 50/50 ticket for Jays Care, let’s get back to getting our work out there 😜
THE LONG SHOT got a “recommend” from @shorescripts.bsky.social coverage!
Who doesn’t love a great horse racing movie? 🐎🎬🍿
#ScriptSky
THE LONG SHOT got a “recommend” from @shorescripts.bsky.social coverage!
Who doesn’t love a great horse racing movie? 🐎🎬🍿
#ScriptSky
👇🏾footage of someone storing away the crate of Blue Jays World Series t-shirts 2025 winners that aren’t ever going to be worn this year 😭😭
Still, proud of the Jays.
Next year is around the corner…. 💫
Still, proud of the Jays.
Next year is around the corner…. 💫
a warehouse filled with lots of boxes and a person walking through it
ALT: a warehouse filled with lots of boxes and a person walking through it
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
👇🏾footage of someone storing away the crate of Blue Jays World Series t-shirts 2025 winners that aren’t ever going to be worn this year 😭😭
Still, proud of the Jays.
Next year is around the corner…. 💫
Still, proud of the Jays.
Next year is around the corner…. 💫
When the fight broke out during the World Series game my cute Indian mom scolded the players saying, “Calm your chuddies” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#BlueJays
#BlueJays
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
When the fight broke out during the World Series game my cute Indian mom scolded the players saying, “Calm your chuddies” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#BlueJays
#BlueJays
I change my comment. I think we need to bubble wrap ALL the Blue Jays 😳
I think we need to bubble wrap George Springer 😳
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I change my comment. I think we need to bubble wrap ALL the Blue Jays 😳
I think we need to bubble wrap George Springer 😳
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I think we need to bubble wrap George Springer 😳
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Bsky has crossed 40 million users, and I just need 20 of them to commission me to write a story for them this month.
(This could technically be 1 in a 2 million story 😆)
Want to read a sample? check the link.
#WritersLife ✍️ #WritingCommunity #AuthorSky #WriterSky #HireAWriter #Gift #BSNM
(This could technically be 1 in a 2 million story 😆)
Want to read a sample? check the link.
#WritersLife ✍️ #WritingCommunity #AuthorSky #WriterSky #HireAWriter #Gift #BSNM
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Bsky has crossed 40 million users, and I just need 20 of them to commission me to write a story for them this month.
(This could technically be 1 in a 2 million story 😆)
Want to read a sample? check the link.
#WritersLife ✍️ #WritingCommunity #AuthorSky #WriterSky #HireAWriter #Gift #BSNM
(This could technically be 1 in a 2 million story 😆)
Want to read a sample? check the link.
#WritersLife ✍️ #WritingCommunity #AuthorSky #WriterSky #HireAWriter #Gift #BSNM
No matter the outcome of the World Series tonight, huge kudos to the Toronto Blue Jays entire team.
⚾They've shown class & integrity
⚾They play with heart
⚾They've brought Canada together even MORE
No matter what happens tonight, we are all here with you!
#BlueJays #GoJaysGo
⚾They've shown class & integrity
⚾They play with heart
⚾They've brought Canada together even MORE
No matter what happens tonight, we are all here with you!
#BlueJays #GoJaysGo
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
My adorable Indian mom keeps referring to Geddy Lee as my husbands “friend” every she sees him in the seats behind home plate 😜😜
Why? Because they’re both musicians so of course they’re friends ☺️
We wish 🤩😎
#bluejays
Why? Because they’re both musicians so of course they’re friends ☺️
We wish 🤩😎
#bluejays
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My adorable Indian mom keeps referring to Geddy Lee as my husbands “friend” every she sees him in the seats behind home plate 😜😜
Why? Because they’re both musicians so of course they’re friends ☺️
We wish 🤩😎
#bluejays
Why? Because they’re both musicians so of course they’re friends ☺️
We wish 🤩😎
#bluejays
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Blue Jays
Cody Houle ~ Anishinaabe
2025
Cody Houle ~ Anishinaabe
2025
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Blue Jays
Cody Houle ~ Anishinaabe
2025
Cody Houle ~ Anishinaabe
2025
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, SAVAGE!!, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très!!!
As we say up here in Canada, he’s “ très (very)” amazing! 🇨🇦⚾️
#BlueJays
As we say up here in Canada, he’s “ très (very)” amazing! 🇨🇦⚾️
#BlueJays
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, SAVAGE!!, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très, très!!!
As we say up here in Canada, he’s “ très (very)” amazing! 🇨🇦⚾️
#BlueJays
As we say up here in Canada, he’s “ très (very)” amazing! 🇨🇦⚾️
#BlueJays
A Haiku for the Toronto Blue Jays:
Boys in blue play ball
Inspire hearts round the globe
The big win's in sight
Go Jays Go!!!
P.S. also try to finish early. We're hella tired 😆
#BlueJays
Boys in blue play ball
Inspire hearts round the globe
The big win's in sight
Go Jays Go!!!
P.S. also try to finish early. We're hella tired 😆
#BlueJays
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A Haiku for the Toronto Blue Jays:
Boys in blue play ball
Inspire hearts round the globe
The big win's in sight
Go Jays Go!!!
P.S. also try to finish early. We're hella tired 😆
#BlueJays
Boys in blue play ball
Inspire hearts round the globe
The big win's in sight
Go Jays Go!!!
P.S. also try to finish early. We're hella tired 😆
#BlueJays
Pic from the Blue Jays official page. If you read the subtext here, it’s got the spooky Halloween feels while also saying “We ain’t playing, bro. This game is ours!”
At least that’s what I’m reading into it ☺️
Go Jays Go!
#BlueJays
At least that’s what I’m reading into it ☺️
Go Jays Go!
#BlueJays
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Pic from the Blue Jays official page. If you read the subtext here, it’s got the spooky Halloween feels while also saying “We ain’t playing, bro. This game is ours!”
At least that’s what I’m reading into it ☺️
Go Jays Go!
#BlueJays
At least that’s what I’m reading into it ☺️
Go Jays Go!
#BlueJays
I fully went through menopause by the time the World Series ump made that call on Varsho 🙄🙄
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I fully went through menopause by the time the World Series ump made that call on Varsho 🙄🙄
This is is the best thing on the internet today!
She be styling and we be winning tonight! ⚾️🧢
Go Jays Go!!
PS I want those shoes 😜
#BlueJays
She be styling and we be winning tonight! ⚾️🧢
Go Jays Go!!
PS I want those shoes 😜
#BlueJays
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is is the best thing on the internet today!
She be styling and we be winning tonight! ⚾️🧢
Go Jays Go!!
PS I want those shoes 😜
#BlueJays
She be styling and we be winning tonight! ⚾️🧢
Go Jays Go!!
PS I want those shoes 😜
#BlueJays
Is no one going to talk about the fact that Colonel Sanders seems to have gotten primo seats at the World Series?
Is the lengths he’ll go to avoid the tariffs? 😂
Is the lengths he’ll go to avoid the tariffs? 😂
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Is no one going to talk about the fact that Colonel Sanders seems to have gotten primo seats at the World Series?
Is the lengths he’ll go to avoid the tariffs? 😂
Is the lengths he’ll go to avoid the tariffs? 😂
An idea for the creatives at @chapmans.ca - WHEN the Blue Jays win the World Series, maybe you can make chocolate covered ice cream bars shaped like a Blue Jay? 🤤
My humble rendition here for you 🍦
#BlueJays
My humble rendition here for you 🍦
#BlueJays
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
An idea for the creatives at @chapmans.ca - WHEN the Blue Jays win the World Series, maybe you can make chocolate covered ice cream bars shaped like a Blue Jay? 🤤
My humble rendition here for you 🍦
#BlueJays
My humble rendition here for you 🍦
#BlueJays
Watching pre-game banter before the Blue Jays game 2 of the World Series and I’m worried my mom’s fingers are going to fall off from “taking off the nazzar” 😝
Go Jays Go!!!
Go Jays Go!!!
a woman is making a funny face and saying `` go evil eyes ! ''
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and saying `` go evil eyes ! ''
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Watching pre-game banter before the Blue Jays game 2 of the World Series and I’m worried my mom’s fingers are going to fall off from “taking off the nazzar” 😝
Go Jays Go!!!
Go Jays Go!!!