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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 20m

I think I got somebody by saying it’s like Fire Emblem if every Myrmidon was a Gundam and every General was a Getter Robo or Mazin

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 24m

It’s so cool that the president has a working theory of mind and is highly intelligent

Samhain Goldstein @goldstein.bsky.social · 31m

Called it.

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 28m

If any of that were even remotely true you’d understand why people are leery of the protests you have to RSVP for and whose organizers got a guy shot by the totally necessary cheapest rent a cops they could find.

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 31m

Gold Ship traveling around Honolulu

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 32m

“But you love Asticassia and your cool, laid back dad!”

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 33m

Oh likely so, I’m just saying it’s really funny they insist on biting the hand that feeds for forcing morals such as “be nice in general or some shit.”

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 36m

WHY DID THEY HAVE PIERS DO A CONCERT

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 38m

Le Gandhi has le nukes le again

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 40m

He’s an Iraq vet with time in Blackwater so it’s either he breaks leftist or we get a way, way worse guy with GOP donor backing

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 2h

The r/Maine subreddit reactions to the CNN story are basically all this.

Acedrew89 • 8h
Please stop, I can only swoon for this guy so much!
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OctaBit • 8h
I'm confused. Is this supposed to make me not want to like him? Because it's having the opposite effect.
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Efficient-Cry-2814 • 9h
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well he's got my vote
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UnlikelyCarpet • 9h
Hey! I like him even more now!
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etrinao • 8h
I was already gonna vote for him, you don't have to keep convincing me.
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HolyMoleyGuacamoly • 9h
hell yes - this guy rules
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spittingdingo • 8h
Yup, makes me like him more.
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DARfuckinROCKS • 8h
Just further affirmed the hardcore crush I have on this guy. I am swoooooning.
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BlueBomber13 • 1h
He already had my vote lol
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annariotface • 1h
Amen. Stop selling me! I'm already in!
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ChethroTull • 11m
Shut up and take my money!

jpg52382 • 35m
Based.
vicenormalcrafts • 19m
God I wish I could vote for him
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Based AF
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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 41m

Defunctland is gonna find the one thing he hates more than Eisner: MAGA chuds who alienated the one reason their town exists and isn’t uninhabited swampland.

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 54m

Have you ever seen the Mother Harlot from Shin Megami Tensei? That thing she rides but with Saddam Hussein style photo cut outs at the end of the necks that move when it talks

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 56m

For Dr. Sins, his PhD is a piping hoes degree

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h

If you’re so clever why are you’d dead huh

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h

Shoelar

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

Kirby, he eated a gay

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 3h

gm

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

You’d think being such principled pedophiles theyd refuse the bailout as in opposition to their economic values, but strangely no.

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

Jon SecretBase: woah what am I doing here who are you people

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

Poor guy was so close…

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah Pallete Swap is where all the actually funny people went given that HD did the pivot to AI long form suicide gambit.

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

Tom Itagaki has several facial scars. They’re saying his face looks like an oatmeal cookie. You know, a guy who died literally today and made some of gaming’s coolest franchises. comedy website btw.

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

So here’s your sign to unfollow Hard Drive as it was Mergers and Acquisition’d so hard that the remaining “writers” (the 2 who aren’t ai) thought it would be cool to make fun of the pockmarks on the face of one of gaming’s legendary auteur names, who died literally today.

Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 7h

RIP Tomonobu Itagaki

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 5h

Not looking forward to when I have to look at this thing in a Gran Turismo race

The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 5h

The inevitable denouement of car culture: lonely guys talking to an AI woman as they sit in soul-crushing traffic on their way to a desk job behind the wheel of a vehicle they thought would make them cool and could survive the apocalypse.

Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 10h

Shot + chaser

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 5h

Why do I gotta be Mr Pink bit but it’s Chibodee complaining about being the Queen of Spades

🟢RNGundam @rngundam.bsky.social · 10h

Mobile Fighter G Gundam (1994)
Episode 21 - The Final Battle Approaches! Only 3 Days Away
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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 5h

Actually I hate him because most of his significant strikes are poking you in the eyes down to the second knuckle.

MMA Fighting @mmafighting.bsky.social · 6h

Chris Weidman was planting the seeds for his trilogy fight against Anderson Silva back in February 🥊👀

📰 https://www.mmafighting.com/boxing/450265/anderson-silva-vs-chris-weidman-trilogy-bout-set-for-boxing-ring-on-jake-paul-vs-tank-davis-undercard

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 5h

Good old Chicagofornia, land of the deep dish and Italian beef taco

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