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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻

@thecrowpost.bsky.social

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She/they Artist Graphic Designer ADHD I love making lists The Crow Post delivers the following news: -Shit posts and Puns galore -Song recommendations -Chronic illness humor -My art -The Onion reposts -Etc No Kings No Queens Happy Halloween🎃

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 4d

Diet Coke is for people who would be into heroine but decided, ultimately it was probably better to have other vices

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 9h

Basically every story has at least one piece of fan fiction that’s better than the original

Not sure this is really unhinged

But if you consider that some of those fan fictions that blow canon out of the water are in fact also Omegaverse is what’s actually unhinged

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 11h

Year two of carving out a little forrest path🌳🌳

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 13h

Clint Eastwood might be the reason why conservative men are so pathetic but still so violence hungry

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 15h

Pollen can’t handle the rain as well as I can, therefore walks in the rain are medically necessary for all people with allergies

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 16h

Up north is a Spirit Halloween

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

No more honor code in government

Overstepping to this degree from the president and his clique should have automatic consequences

Why spend so many of our tax dollars on a military that has no power to step in when their commander in chief looks at them like they’re dirt

Cowards👎🏽

Military veterans are becoming the face of Trump's government cuts and Democrats' resistance | The Associated Press

WASHINGTON (AP) — As congressional lawmakers scramble to respond to President Donald Trump’s slashing of the federal government, one group is already

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

I send them all out to catalogue every smell possible for me

I want to be able to tell what town I’m in and what the weather is blindfolded anywhere in the continental US

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

You should sniff stuff more often
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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Almost everything has a smell of some kind

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 1d

Itchy and bitchy💅🏽🩸

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 2d

eat more bread. live laugh loaf

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 2d

why do journalists in Paris drink so much coffee?

because they’re the french press

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

Mystery loves company

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

If you’re reading this unclench

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING: living under the current administration is now classified as a chronic health condition. additionally, healthcare for that chronic condition is not allowed under the current administration

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

Hooooowweeee I say sweetly to all my bees

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

Crows are quite powerful this season. But most birds are quite excellent communicators🦜

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

Well other birds obviously

I just didn’t know I had a bunch of bees at my command

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

I just said “no” to a bee 🐝 that was getting far too interested in my wine and it worked

Off she goes 🐝🍃

I didn’t know you unlocked speak with animals when you turn 30

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[Pro Tem] Sena-BoOoO-tor Fey @sushisiren.bsky.social · 3d

It seems every living thing that can move can get zoomies and I think that's as close to the meaning of life as we're gonna get

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

Instead of getting g angry because you got stopped by a school bus

Say “aww how cute. All those kids are on the way to work just like me”

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

My witchy aunt who lives in the mountains of Missouri says yes

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

About time someone got rid of that bastard🫡

🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

Autocorrect is dead

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🎃The Haunted Bird House👻 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 3d

Have you tried one very thick pair of pants instead?