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ezra 🎃 tired
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Orestes Attica 🦎 Sargatanas | Ezra | any pronouns | pfp Casey @eggdrawing | mostly dragon age right now. Also ffxiv, fire emblem, other things | nsfw 🔞 | #myfic
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I've done almost three years of story chapters and chain challenges. Something like 700 orbs? And I have five (5) soren
the soren hunt is going really well
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The conflict between "this is fanfic I can do what I want" and "if I cannot reasonably reconcile this discrepancy in canon to the satisfaction of the most pedantic fan, I will have to leave the entire fandom in shame"
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Being a Dragon Age fan is so fun because your favourite characters will be
1. your favourite love interest
2. someone who is in direct opposition to person 1
3. someone who appeared in a book and then was basically never mentioned again
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pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
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I went to the Louvre once and enjoyed it but honestly if I was there and a bunch of French investigators rushed in and said “Sacre bleu! there has been a heist!” I would have had a much better time and would have given it five stars on everything
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
she said EXCUSE ME IT IS BED TIME
but hey it was right after I left deep dungeon! got the forgiven mimicry mount
my cat figured out how to turn off my computer.
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"Look at you," Neve purrs. She […] grabs a handful [of Lucanis’ hair] and pulls his head back, baring his throat. "What was it Taash said? I'm your prey?"

Commission for @ranyart.bsky.social from their fic archiveofourown.org/works/61658764 #dragonage #nevecanis #nevegallus #lucanisdellamorte
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I really don’t like how many times a day I have to read “we have to stop using [xyz] because AI uses it” No. I will not let the existence of the slop machine change what I want to do.
is there anything better than fresh apple cider donut straight out of the fryer
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Betrayal
a Dragon Age: the Veilguard fic
day 4 of Tarquin Week

Rook/Tarquin
809 words
rated T
feat. Kalais's dragon decision and the heartbreaking consequences thereof
Part 6 spoilers

#nsfn #stitchfic #DATarquinWeek

(link is a commentable ellipsus doc)
what i really need to do is get a nice summary and promo post ready for when this thing is actually finished
squinting at my chapter like WELL i have a date with fresh apple cider donuts and a corn maze so this is going up in like an hour.
someday i'm gonna strip all of my trunk novels for parts and build them into something that i'd want a serious edit for. someday.
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new, frustrating videogames with unexamined lore implications haunt my future