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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 1h

Damn now I'm envious about collecting a bunch of random quotes on my bullshit

Give me your random quotes wrt my bullshit

Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 1h

#bloodicposting time

So those reviews were very nice of Cas to do, fun stuff, check it out

But then you have @girldickenergy.bsky.social coming in hot confirming that the deck is bracket 3 and I can add another quote to the primer

Quinn: IT BEATS ASS AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE THREATS PERMANENTLY SHORT OF EXILE

me: 😆😆😆😆😆

Get good and figure it out yourself - John/darkhawkeye007

Creatures with keywords enter and stuff happens - Mike

They do not see the light of Bloodric - empress Quinn

Skill issue vampire - Abigail

Scary how never ending it felt - stormy

Cole how do you manage to make Bloodric so mardu when he's Boros - Medusa

IT BEATS ASS AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE YO REMOVE THREATS PERMANENTLY SHORT OF EXILE - Empress Quinn

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 1h

#bloodicposting time

So those reviews were very nice of Cas to do, fun stuff, check it out

But then you have @girldickenergy.bsky.social coming in hot confirming that the deck is bracket 3 and I can add another quote to the primer

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 2h

I'm enjoying magic

It sucks some people aren't enjoying it anymore

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 2h

Magic is good when you don't have a witch in your ear telling you it's-

a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room .

Alt: a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room .

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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 7h

An edit of the "Kramer, what's going on in there?" meme.
Jerry and Kramer stand on either side of a doorway, the room bathed in red light as Jerry asks what's going on.
The second panel has images from magic the gathering, depicting the events of a game

There's a Toxrill, the Corrosive surrounded by Bitterblossom faeries; Shelob, Child of Ungoliant wearing a singular Swiftfoot Boot, and Celestine and Suture Priest.

In the third panel, Jerry looks back at Kramer, who has been replaced with the art for Sab-Sunen, Luxa Embodied. She answers, "I'm dueling in mid-range hell, Jerry."

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 18h

Clearly you don't know about the world champ difference

a man talking into a microphone with the words but it wasn 't enough written below him

Alt: a man talking into a microphone with the words but it wasn 't enough written below him

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 19h

It's cats

And whatever they'd be talking about

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Cas/Strix 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @strixhavendropout.bsky.social · 19h

We’re going live in a few minutes!

Cas/Strix 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @strixhavendropout.bsky.social · 1d

Deck Support will be streaming TODAY at 8pm EST. We will be featuring decks from @checkbox.bsky.social , @thebloodricguy.bsky.social , and @jonjonjon.bsky.social ! Feel free to come on by! twitch.tv/strixhavendr...

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah can you learn how to instantly teleport people into the studio? Id be down

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3d

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 22h

Crazy to think Quinn and I have been doing this for two years! Gone by in a flash

And we're not going anywhere, anytime soon

Hero's Blade Vibe Check @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social · 5d

It's Thursday, so you know what time it is! HBVC RADIO TIME!

Cole's been doing Frost Titan things. Quinn's been doing Grixis Mean Girl things. There's a man-eating shark in the water. No one is safe, everyone's being a menace!

(2 episodes until 2 years of HBVC!)

open.spotify.com/episode/2v96...

Episode 50 thumbnail, with Kratos and Voracious Greatshark as the card arts

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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 1d

Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 1d

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 23h

need to jump back into MH Wilds again soon but I do love the new drip

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Trivialencounters @arnettjonathan.bsky.social · 1d

Hello everyone! As you may know, our friend at @infinitokens.com was recently injured during Magic Con Atlanta. This injury has created some difficulties that may result in a loss of revenue. To support our friend, I have partnered with some others to bring you #NotAFundraiser p1/?

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 1d

Something something buy singles

And make the American dollar = the Canadian one

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 1d

It's a very fun thing to do

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 1d

Oooooooh hoping I'll be free to stop by and check this out

Cuz what other deck was it gonna be about?

Cas/Strix 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @strixhavendropout.bsky.social · 1d

Deck Support will be streaming TODAY at 8pm EST. We will be featuring decks from @checkbox.bsky.social , @thebloodricguy.bsky.social , and @jonjonjon.bsky.social ! Feel free to come on by! twitch.tv/strixhavendr...

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 1d

Path to Exile?

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 1d

No you don't

You just WANT to have binder pages full of them

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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 1d

Late post I know, but do any of my mutuals have a deck that means a lot to them and would want the chance to talk about it AND OR would you be willing to sit and listen to other people talk about their fave deck? I have an idea I’m mulling over and need willing people to test it out

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OverClocked ReMix (We ♥ video game music!) 🎮🎵 @ocremix.org · 2d

25 years in, we are NOT allowing genAI music onto OC ReMix, full stop.

We're 100% against genAI music and are a community geared toward authentic creativity and artistic development. You don't get that by doing text prompts.

ocremix.org/remix/OCR04918
youtube.com/watch?v=fUsg...

Recent comment: "This A.I. music is as fake as 🏈 🦇."

In this case, this is human-made. (3 of our judges panel are also involved as collaborators on it: jnWake, pixelseph, and paradiddlesjosh.)

We explicitly do NOT accept any music made with generative A.I. There are tools out there that help identify genAI music. If music involving genAI is ever unknowingly let on, it will be removed if it's discovered.

We're 100% against genAI music and are a community geared toward authentic creativity and artistic development. You don't get that by doing text prompts.

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 2d

Oh I know, and I know you know, but I wanted more people to call me out

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 4d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 3d

You will hear me often say that certain strategies are rude and annoying and no one should be playing them

And then I do this to you, and suddenly all bets are off: my hypocrisy in broad daylight

Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 3d

Never beating the allegations with this borked out Commander deck that focuses on stealing your opponents creatures by any means necessary

Who needs a third color? Rakdos Sauron will do me just fine

moxfield.com/decks/3J8wYO...

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