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Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹 https://twitter.com/TheAstuteGaloot?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor https://www.tiktok.com/@the.astute.galoot?_t=ZT-8vLxR0OfTLe&_r=1

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · Apr 30

Here goes nothin’ 🎹 🎶 #NOLA

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 5h

“His Triumph” will be when he has that neck gina rejuvenated!!!

H/t: @pleightx.bsky.social 😂

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 5h

“TIME KAMPF”

H/t: @tomadelsbach.bsky.social

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 4h

Mike Johnson Russian nesting dolls sold separately 🪆

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Steven Bradley @sostevieb.bsky.social · 3h

Only on X it seems. On Bluesky... all trundling along as... usual.

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 3h

Stephen King is a flipper flopper 😯

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 4h

Nothing totally racist to see here from your neighborhood DHS . . .

Go on and Google remigration, kids 👀

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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 4h

What the fuck are we doing?

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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 3h

You find me a legit person with receipts that they are being paid to go protest, and I'll say they're full of shit.

Michael Barber 🏳️‍🌈 🌊 @ccdude8.bsky.social · 4h

Uhm. We're getting in my Japanese made car and going to the protest. No pay, no free lunch. Unlike Ginny Thomas and Turning Point's Kirk who financed flights and busses to the January 6th insurrection.

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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 3h

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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 4h

The only incident was from this jackass causing Minneapolis to cancel their protest, but the people still showed.

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scarpity026.bsky.social @scarpity026.bsky.social · 3h

No, this was the only incident.

www.cnn.com/2025/06/19/u....

Utah ‘No Kings’ protest: What we know about the fatal shooting | CNN

Newly released video appears to show the man arrested on suspicion of murder for the death of an innocent bystander at a “No Kings” protest in Salt Lake City walking away with his rifle pointing down ...

www.cnn.com

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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 3h

What the fuck!!!!!!!!

Lauren Ashley Davis @laurenmeidasa.bsky.social · 3h

The U.S. Capitol Police was called about an American flag altered to include a swastika and displayed inside the office of Rep. Dave Taylor (R-Ohio).

An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office

An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

www.politico.com

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 6h

J.D. Vance says it's OK to joke about gas chambers, rape, and "watermelon people", but if you quote Charlie Kirk you'll get your VISA revoked

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Eric Trump: "Now every single time a boat goes out of Venezuela it's getting blown up into a million pieces. That's exactly what's happening every single day. I personally have 4 friends who have lost children to fentanyl."

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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 3h

I personally have 4 friends who think you’re full of shit, Eric.

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prudencegoodwife.bsky.social @prudencegoodwife.bsky.social · 2h

By friends he means Don jr. And by lost to fentanyl he means loves doing cocaine.

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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 2h

Dammit I guarantee this is what they’re going to say.

hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social · 2h

"Guys it's just a 4h flag"

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googoomuck @googoomuck8.bsky.social · 2h

#FreeRobby

Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 3h

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

Just announced, Must See Trump TV - Deadliest Catch - Venezuela

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Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @alcappuccinoit.bsky.social · 5h

The DoJ wants states’ voter data, a MAGAt now owns Dominion, SCOTUS may further gut the Voting Rights Act, a 2020 election denier now holds a gov’t “election integrity” post, Trump may invoke the Insurrection Act, and we still don’t know how Elon affected the 2024 election. So we’re doing great.