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Dr. Scott Crotum
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · Dec 3
Welcome to Bluesky. Here’s your signed picture of Brandon Graham strip sacking Tom Brady and a copy of the communist manifesto
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 11m
Idk man, getting bayoneted in the middle of a Vietnamese tunnel doesn’t sound *that* bad.
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 20m
The adults in my life failed me in many ways, but god damn it would have been nice to at least get a heads up that the first hour of every morning is a freight train of pure, unmitigated, existential dread.
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 27m
Another day. Another. Fucking. Day.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 20h
The realest sports fan in America-
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 11h
The wear and tear on the o-line is real too.
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 12h
He really pulled the “My “I’m a Nazi” tattoo that I got while drunk on Nazi vacation has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my Nazi tattoo” schtick
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 12h
Bold of you to look at a Nazi and say “that’s my guy”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12h
"Yo dogg, we heard you like rings so we put a ring inside your ring"
Xzibit Closeup of the OKC Thunder's champ rings where the top comes off and there is another band type ring inside
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 23h
I kid you not, I had a dream about the Belichick/UNC Hulu doc and it was just a bunch of exterior shots of dream warped architecture
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah I’d agree that’s the immediate short term issue lol. Not gonna fix the long term lack of production but we’ll cross that bridge I guess
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 23h
I guess this move frees them up to trade for CB2 if that’s the way they want to go but I really don’t see BG fixing any of the edge issues outside of being a warm body.
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 23h
Starting to think the Biden admin smoking OceanGate with a hellfire might have set a bad precedent
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 1d
Saying a Nazi might well be a decent senator might kind of be the problem pal
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Orn Bortle Orfter Anorter (2025)
An ex-revolutionory (Coach Z, in the background) worries about finding his dorter. Homestar Runner spwings into action with a loaded pisto.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13d
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop
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Mae Saslaw @oneorseveral.bsky.social · Aug 16
four panel comic: 1: weird eocene mammal pakicetus: Indohyus, my brother, i've decided to search for more food in the waters 2: indohyus: you will regret this, pakicetus, the environment will force you to adapt pakicetus: i just need some shrimps lol i will be perfectly fine 3: 35 million years later .... whale: AAAAAOOOOOAHHHHH H 4: whale: WOOOOOOOOOOO deer: WTF
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Toby Driscoll @not-all-math.bsky.social · 1d
Eagles should consider employing someone full time just to think up such plays. He could coordinate the offense.
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 2d
I found your nest you little fuckhead
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 2d
The most Marcus Mariota play possible
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 2d
Pickens might just be the best WR in the league
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 2d
I would evacuate my organs through my ass if I saw Carter running free like this at me
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Carter not doubled there bc of the simulated pressure on third down. Pressure leads to the pick. Great call from Fangio.
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You won't believe it but Carson Wentz threw a pick-six
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 2d
I’d bet my paycheck that Skattebo has delivered moon bounces before
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 2d
If Jurgens is limited for a couple of weeks, I have a feeling we see him get elevated.
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 2d
This O-line run blocking is fucking atrocious. Idk what Stouts doing but it’s embarrassing.
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Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social · 2d
lol Isiah…buddy
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