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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner

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Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer. I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/ I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · Mar 27

What I can do:

Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!

Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!

Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!

Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 4h

I would like to apologize to any work of fiction I have ever called "a bit heavy handed."

Clearly reality is much less subtle.

𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐-𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖊𝖉 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖊 @upthetwerx.bsky.social · 15h

Reading about this luxury apartment building that's falling apart after only ten years because the developer wanted a pure white building, a color only achieved by weakening the concrete. LOL what a fucking living metaphor.

432 Park Is Cracking Up

Developers wanted the supertall’s cement façade to be a pristine white. Turns out that’s not great for durability.

www.curbed.com

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 5h

That's also because of a trade dispute with the French in the '60s.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 5h

The only value I've got from watching them is that when someone like that cockwhisk says they're "good art" I know just how bright red that flag is.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 5h

Be suspicious of anyone who says that Birth of a Nation or Triumph of the Will are "great art."

They are only watchable if you agree with them. If you're not a racist Birth of a Nation is incoherent. If you aren't open to fascism Triumph of the Will is just dull speeches and parades.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 5h

Also, all of that shit sucks ass.

tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 6h

Easiest block of my life

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 6h

It is fire, appropriate given the title and cover art.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 9h

Everyone who gets that terrible joke is one of the real ones.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 9h

More like ASS-ley Riot, am I right?

Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 20h

Thankfully PlayOnline integration-free - a traveller's guide to the haunted city of Leá Monde.

A photo of the cover of the Vagrant Story Piggyback edition Official Strategy Guide

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 9h

It has been quite the week for "if you tried this in fiction you would be absolutely lambasted for making a metaphor that was too obvious and on-the-nose."

Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 1d

I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 9h

That seems like a lot of work.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, it's REAL subtle, definitely could lead to, uh, surprises.

(Also realized my first post could look aggressive and I blame being sick and sad for that.)

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 10h

It's two shades of red. I'm not even red/green colorblind and I can't tell the difference.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 10h

Sometimes I'm tempted to horny reply to something and then I'm like "this will make me look dumb" and then nobody knows how horny I am.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h

That's the same album!

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h

I didn't know that in 1992 Suzanne Vega recorded a song about being horny for a trans girl (As Girls Go).

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 13h

Ooh I like the rainbow and the tree with the mist especially.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 14h

But you've got the "too cute, have crush" factor which always ups the number a few.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 14h

I am sick on the day when there are Diwali treats in the office so basically the worst day to be out of the office.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 16h

The pin can be a handy bookmark.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 16h

I am generally fascinated by how people perceive me, but I'm going to go with a 6.

Though with my new job I'm getting kind of disturbed by how much my coworkers clock me in so many different specific ways.

Basket Throbbing Heart in My Hand 🫀🍦(he/him) @madcitycub.bsky.social · 16h

I honestly don’t know. Here, probably a 3, IRL in public, a 7 because my face makes me unapproachable

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 17h

Look how sad and sick I am. Send love.

I also want Cheetos but recognize that this is a terrible idea.

A bearded man in a grey sweater with a blanket looking sad.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 17h

Today's pattern:

"Actually I don't feel too bad anymore, time to accomplish something!"

Followed by:

"Whoops! Turns out I'm still sick."

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 18h

I like having the second Master and Commander, just to be safe.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 18h

I think that might actually be the reason behind the new audiobook - didn't Fry narrate the old one?

Like part of the reason for the new series, from her perspective, is that the kids in the movies don't support her bullshit.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 19h

The current literary trend just seems to be horniness. People fucking hockey players, dragons, hockey playing dragons...

Which isn't really for fostering reading in the youth, but on the other hand if the horny are the leaders of the future, maybe it's not so bad.

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