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@swolecialism.bsky.social

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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · Sep 19

people sometimes ask me, bluesky user swolecialism.bsky.social, what exactly is Swolecialism? well, the theory is sometimes complex but this is praxis:

vice news article: "These Two Brides Completed A Tandem Deadlift During Their Wedding Ceremony" subhead "Individually, we are strong, capable women, but together we are stronger" and then a picture of two women in wedding dresses doing a tandem deadlift (with two side spotters)

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1h

look, i just work here. i'm not responsible for these posts

🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1h

only kind of parkour i'd try

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1h

I dont know what it means. Probably reading a book while eating a taco

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 2h

[tweedledee-dee] Sam! It's die-hardman. You've made a [Friend]! Friends are a great way to build connections and take care of your [Social Need]. Try using your wrist cuff to call a Friend. Press the [X Button] to select a greeting when you call your Friend. I often use the old world "Waaaaaaassup"

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 3h

going academically beast mode

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 4h

TSCC also started to have fun with all the time travelers coming from different futures, one of the best ideas they had

🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 4h

feels like a weird cohort of people looking for excuses tbh. let your hater flow, pure and clean. the day he dies i'm gonna be ragging on his ass for doing it wrong

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 4h

I will never hand it to donald trump in any context whatsoever, personally

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 6h

important 👇

Skip Bolden 💙🎬🎞️ @skipbolden.bsky.social · 9h

Brendan Fraser in, The Mummy (1999).

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 6h

Does Goku predate multicellular life on earth? Discuss .

Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 8h

I thought this said Goku, which, sure.

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 8h

if a fighting drunk Korean man screamed at me that gochu were hundreds of millions of years older than any other fruit on earth i wouldn't argue, exactly,

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 8h

i love the implication that gochu predate the evolution of flowers by 800 million years or more

rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 15h

this is a common insane Korean nationalist belief. from History of Korean Gochu, Gochujang, and Kimchi:

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · Jul 18

your honor, i'll be honest. this sounds like a skill issue.

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Woman whose eyes are nothing like the sun... @sonnet130.bsky.social · 20h

Everyone look at my beautiful butter beans!

A blue and white (mostly blue) patterned ceramic bowl with marry me+caramelized shallots+lemon zest and lemon juice butter beans in it.

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 18h

Well, canonically all those dudes survive. Maybe theyre getting kickbacks from the local hospitals

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 18h

Congratulations, fellas, you spent millions of dollars to make a BAR that only weighs 15lbs instead of 19

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19h

The Russians pretended like they were gonna actually give their guys plates and everybody loses their mind

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19h

Im still in awe that sig sold them a $4/shot bimetallic hotshot cartridge that is too hot to even train with, using all kinds of handloader horseshit, all to replicate the performance of .30-06 but a few mm shorter

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19h

"Fuck it, we're doing Sep 5"

🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19h

You will never convince me they didn't do the whole M17 thing because it looked more butch than the Beretta

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19h

How many Abrams replacements have they tried for? Six?

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19h

Seeing dudes try to step to the menswear guy makes me understand better the mentality of the regular Street Punks who keep hassling Kiryu in Act 3 of every Yakuza game when hes got all the abilities unlocked

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 19h

You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 1d

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19h

If you follow an anarchist, the good ones inevitably lead you to a first rate used book store

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19h

How on earth has the navy been so bad at this for so long

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