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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · Sep 17

REINTRODUCTION!

I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old (🎂✨) sex toy reviewer who loves depth, literally and figuratively — deep penetration and deep reviews.

My blog is almost at 500 posts — many of which are ADHD-ass mega-guides to my favorite toys in each category: supersmashcache.com

TY for your support 🙏🙌✨

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 5h

Low-key flattered to have been asked, "Have you ever been married?"

Like, oh, thank you! You think I sound seasoned enough to have been through all of that and divorced already!

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 1d

Wickedwhims gets pretty elaborate

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 1d

It was so hard to do these with a self-timer and no remote control shutter omg

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 1d

I'm so hype for this "new" vintage bed at the local rope dungeon 🏰❣️

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 3d

Someone who benefits from your time and energy will frame you as unreasonable for revoking their access to you.

But here's the thing: it's your choice how you spend your time and energy and to seek out quality treatment and care. That's not their call to make.

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 3d

And let me tell you: it pisses CERTAIN PEOPLE off to see and hear an Asian woman not neatly fitting into the box they've designated as "her place," even if subconsciously

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 3d

Coming around to understanding that therapy and personal development might make people like me LESS over time.

But I become more okay with being disliked — especially by people who benefit from me having softer boundaries or believing I have less personal power.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 4d

My parents worked hard so I could eat like an imperial concubine, read like an imperial scholar

My gay sibling not only found community acceptance, but found the means to have kids while I'm the cool auntie

My ancestors would find that so rad even if they don't quite understand the era

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 4d

Three years ago, I would've been excited to have a kid and raise them more kindly than what I experienced. I was ready to break the cycle.

I don't want kids anymore. But I recognize doing me for me and feeling good just to feel good, outside of servitude to a husband or kid, is also cycle-breaking.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 4d

Rewatching Turning Red (2022) hits different now that I see how my history of emotional repression — and my "I must be perfectly dignified or I'm a monster" thinking — has led to chronic physical pain.

"Emotions are stored in the body" isn't some far-off woo-woo. It already started to affect me.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 5d

I like how when I Google images of someone famous, there's a section saying like, you also recently searched for these famous figures IN CASE U WANTED EASY ACCESS TO YOUR JACKOFF HISTORY

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 9d

And it's not just semantics.

Testosterone AND estrogen in a perimenopausal or postmenopausal body's HRT regimen can substantially increase quality of life.

Yet, testosterone supplementation for women was a taboo topic for a long time because of misconceptions of it being a male hormone.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 9d

EVERY BODY IS A TESTOSTERONE-BASED BODY, considering healthy women have way more testosterone than estrogen, too.

"Testosterone-based bodies" and "estrogen-based bodies" are often medically inaccurate word choices to replace the terms, "people with penises" and "people with vulvas."

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 14d

HANGRY

BANGRY

HORNGRY

TIRED

LONG AGO, THE FOUR NATIONS LIVED TOGETHER IN HARMONY. THEN, ONE DAY, THE HORNY ATTACKED

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 14d

I feel like EVERY night is an internal battle among horny, hangry, and tired, and I have to decide which need gets satisfied first

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 17d

I wish more people would learn what projection actually is

Sometimes we hate something bc it mirrors what we don't like about ourselves and haven't made peace

Sometimes it's bc we integrated it and know how damaging it is

Sometimes it's bc it’s harmful (or reminds us harm) & we would never do it

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 19d

I also never expected to say, "I considered traveling with him until he called [my other friend] 'Temu Machine Gun Kelly'"

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 20d

Also allo early dating is basically making a shared bucket list of things to do together AND THEN BARELY MAKING A DENT IN IT BC YOU CAN HARDLY KEEP YOUR HANDS AND HIPS TO YOURSELVES

(At least, it is for me. I was shocked to find out that the ever-growing shared bucket list was not common practice)

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 20d

Me: Romantic attraction is when everything I do would be better with them there

Friends: Ooh

Me: And we build a shared bucket list to explore and create with each other specifically

Friends: Oohhh

Me: And I think about how I messed up with others and how to do better by them

Friends: WOOOOHH 👏

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 24d

GOT THE GUN RANGE GUY GAGGED

Usually he's chatty but did not say a word to me when I walked in wearing this. He just stared (and has not said a word to me since)

The silence was broken when his coworker said "uh-oh"

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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25d

Whenever people discuss what they feel is an overindulgence in sex as a component in TV and movies, I feel the urge to scream: Do you bring this energy also for violence? Sex is an integral component to our existence. That instead violence is defended and glamorized is an indictment of our values.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 25d

Sex blogger life: "Fake cum recipe" and "Fake cry meme" are both on my work "could-do" list for today

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Miss Pearl 🍁 @omisspearl.bsky.social · 27d

To add insult to injury, supposed sex (or porn!) addicts don't do it more than the general population.

And it's based very much on ignoring that reported distress with porn or sex correlates with sex negative beliefs.

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Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 27d

When I hear about romance setting "unrealistic expectations for women," I kind of have to wonder:

- unrealistic according to whom?

- which romance stories are we talking about?

- who feels most threatened when women have higher standards of communication, pleasure, and reciprocity?

Cyra | Super Smash Cache @supersmashcache.com · 27d

If you're not into hetero romance, I didn’t forget you.

Queer romance is catching up

I want queer romance to be written until queer romance is just romance

I want Achillean to be as well-known of a word as Sapphic

Queer romance is niche in numbers (for now) but not in necessity

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