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Bill Hanstock

@sundownmotel.bsky.social

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Screenwriter // Emmy Award winner // Author // Product Operations Manager @SBNation // Formerly @FOXSports // #SFGiants fan // The pronouns are in the bio and they’re he/him sundownmotel.ghost.io

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · Jan 4

hello! i am seeking literary representation or management. i have a YA SF novel, six pilots and fourteen features to shop. i am a published author, a produced screenwriter and an emmy award winning producer.

help me make things! help me make them with you! take a portion of my money!

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 3h

It will never not be funny that the Pope is a White Sox fan

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Fooch @davidfucillo.bsky.social · 6h

I'm not sure what's funnier: the media losing by 53 points, or that specifically, the final score was 57-4.

Fun stuff from @noadalzell.bsky.social.

I lost to Joe Mazzulla and the Celtics coaches by 53 points — and it was the time of my life

Joe Mazzulla challenged the Celtics beat reporters to a very humbling game of 5-on-5 basketball. It was a memory I’ll never forget.

www.celticsblog.com

Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 16h

i’ve been saying this!

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 16h

we’re about to be on the third world series of “the dodgers have no pitching” narrative when that has never once been the case

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 16h

Dave Roberts has been staring at White Sox pitching section of the 2005 ALCS B-Ref page and thinking... "YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE"

2005 White Sox pitching in the ALCS, when all 4 starters threw at least one complete game and only one reliever was used

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 16h

last night

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 17h

what’s he at, like 42 pitches

Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 17h

“if the dodgers hang on to win this game” lol

Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 17h

dang i may need one of these

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17h

The Ducks are giving out goalie masks 🫡
(via Anaheim Ducks)

Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 17h

“that voice, like a toad caught in a 1940s air raid siren. his skin, like a month-old ham slowly dissolving in a vat of battery acid. i knew i had to have him”

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 17h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 17h

Clinical depression monkey with brewers hat on

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 17h

after this year both my team and my wife’s team will have won three world series since we’ve been together

the difference is my team is done

Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 18h

my dad had chronic back issues, including compressed and herniated discs impinging his sciatica and i spent many nights having to use a rolling pin on his ass

Offside @joinoffside.bsky.social · 21h

Certified Bad Back Guy explains Sciatica

@netw3rk.bsky.social

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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 10d

I know Jesus taught us to love our enemies, bless those who curse us, and do good to those who hate us (Matthew 5:44), but he said that way before the Los Angeles Dodgers existed