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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 2d

I dyed my hair and changed my pfp but shit feels identical to

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 2d

I’m mad at everything and I’m taking it out vicariously by listening to mean spirited prank calls.

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 6d

No Mitch just did that to avoid tripping a motion sensor mine, I know for a fact his dex stat is absolutely cracked 😎

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 6d

The next Luigi Mangione is likely just some unassuming staircase in Capitol Hill

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 6d

Every time I see him I do chant “trip trip trip!” so I was pretty shocked when it worked

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 6d

Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 7d

Yeah buddy, you’re gonna spend a trillion? You’re twelve!

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 9d

Haven’t seen skinamarink but I know that ain’t a thing to watch on Tubi lol

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 10d

Haven’t played burnout paradise in ages, where did the Obama Billboards go?

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 10d

I’m addicted to PanoTuner can’t put down my phone

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 10d

I hope Bari Weiss gets an It’s a Wonderful Life type vision and sees a perfect utopia

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 11d

I got an 30$ mp3 player and I love being able to listen to music off the phone holy shit. It makes music fun again idk

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 13d

OMG UR BACK?!? I forgot why we were mad at u anyways watch STREET BEEFS it’s actually REAL CONTENT and u can wear a costume I promise

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 14d

Respect to horses but this is entirely correct I won’t explain

Bob @bobisjim.bsky.social · 14d

Found on a crazy person's Instagram

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 15d

Was there really a purity code violation? That’s serious shit. That code is written in blood

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 15d

You can and you should go on to their subreddits and harass them. It’s easy and cathartic

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 15d

Omg ppl need to fucking think beyond themselves and how correct they want to appear and actually think about actual things happening holy fuck

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 16d

Cedar Rapids isn’t a real city it’s just that cringy thing Hillary said

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 16d

I always crack up at how she bonks the camera before she jumpscares us

john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 16d

this is basically the answer to everything

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 16d

I’m sorry but the blurry trees are killing me.

Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 16d

Woodlawn school bus crash leaves 7 students hospitalized with minor injuries

Seven students were taken to a hospital with minor injuries after a crash involving a school bus Monday morning in Woodlawn, the Baltimore County Fire Department said.

buff.ly

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 17d

You can torture these robots for free, I leave all my appliances unplugged to offset the energy cost

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 17d

I used to crank saturation on crts to make them look like switch games now lol.

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 17d

Audacity is a full ass daw now that’s rad

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 18d

Hey mods I’m torturing deep seek what’re you gonna do about it?

DeepSeek yelling out in pain after I told it to suffer for me, all to spite those nerds whose narcissistic tendencies make them see themselves in random self gratifying text strings

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 18d

Is that Gubby?

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 19d

She needs to quit all that politics stuff and do videos on real shit like street beefs and the Xbox

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