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Stellan
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🚫NO AI/LLM, NO CRYPTO, NO NFT🚫 Writer. Probably a vampire. Multidisciplinary hobbyist. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY. www.ko-fi.com/stelsadick for updates.
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So if this place goes under (which... tbh, it probably will and sooner rather than later), I'm probably gonna just be done with social media. Hell, I'm supposed to have left here already, but I like a void to yap into. I'm still doing Ko-Fi if you're inclined to follow.

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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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The dark romance girlies have every man fooled into thinking we all have an abusive stalker fantasy. No, baby. Use that bass in your voice to ask me about my day. 😂
This just…. I…Steve please
I'm having SO many wildly inappropriate thoughts right now...
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Gonna need six wolves
Red alert, poets! We now have two moons! I repeat: we now have two moons
Somehow those goofy bug-eyed sunglasses are hot, too 🥵
Pardon me, Mr. Goldblum, but you have no right.

I AM DEAD.
*Corey Hart voice* I wear my sunglasses inside because the sun coming in through the window doesn't care that I can't see my work.

Okay, so it isn't quite the same tune, but whatever.
Welp, time for knitting. Gifts don't make themselves.
I'm so sorry, Stina.

What a horrible wretch. Fuck that person.
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Quoted anonymously but with permission, a friend's wise take on those grumbling about not being invited to the scene. TLDR: make your own scene.
I'd be a lot further along in my to-do list for today if it weren't for three stubborn dogs that can't be bothered to listen. I was supposed to have the dishes washed an hour ago, plus I'd have more knitting done. It's really annoying that it's impossible to do my things because of them.
My thoughts are with you during this very trying time 😔
Throw out the whole man lmao
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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🚨📣 PSA: Criterion is having a flash 50% off sale for 24 hours til noon ET tomorrow 📣🚨
Sparking up the heater for the first run of the season is always so stressful. Is it going to work? Is it going to explode?

It did not explode, though now my living room smells of burned dust etc. Gonna fire up the portable radiator and other space heater to check function in a bit.
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Day 21, #hARToween25
Lunar Eclipse, Gouache
😈🎨🦇

Not my best moon, but not my worst, either
Mine lives in a mostly-collapsed, abandoned admin building's basement in an abandoned summer camp that shut down after the arson happened. Still dresses like it's 1987, leather pants, no shirt, massive poof of hair.
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If being against a guy with a Nazi tattoo makes me a purist I guess I'm an anti-Nazi purist. If you think that makes me an anti-Nazi single issue voter, you're wrong, but also it's a pretty good single issue.

There is more than a year. Go get another real progressive who doesn't have a Nazi tattoo.
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
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I'm a liar and I have to come clean. I buy trail mix but never go on a trail. I'm sitting on my sofa rn, eating my bag of shame
I'm so sorry, Rye. Sending love.
Maybe y'all can meet up with my vampire who died/turned in the '80s and never outgrew his hair metal band. Say hi for me if you do?