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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era)

@spooloflies.bsky.social

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Amy, queer cis Jew, she/her. Kidlit, reality TV, lady superheroes, lit theory, collage. All the #BlackWidow feelings. Watched 1400+ Law & Order episodes in a year. I'm sorry for who I am during Big Brother season. Newly asthmatic. #ActuallyOCD. So tired.

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 28m

THE FACT THAT HE'S ONE OF THE LEAST WORST OFFENDERS WHILE STILL BEING AWFUL IS TROUBLING

Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 44m

I need you all to understand that Law & Order: New Class is on against the NY mayoral debate and despite all odds they found something less able to accurately represent NYC than this soulless reboot

Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 56m

“It was a mistake to put so many migrants in New York City.” - Cuomo

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 54m

Adams: The best pizza is the pizza of the mind because you can grab a piping hot slice any time or place. Just be careful not to burn yourself on the grease.

Sliwa: Joe & Pat's on Staten Island makes a mean pie even though they have banned me from the men's room.

Micah @rincewind.run · 1h

since Zohran is clearly going to win and there’s no real drama in the race I vote we cancel further debates in favor of letting Eric Adams and Curtis Sliwa debate random stuff like what the best pizza place in NYC is

I just think it would be good television

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 47m

I am going to make a list of all the L&O ADAs and I am going to divide them into "has the ability to show basic human empathy" and "tragically unable to do this important part of their job but the text just blames their marginalized assistant for being a bleeding heart instead of recognizing that"

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 3h

If you ever think there might be a limit to humanity's abilities of self-delusion, please know that I spent almost 20 minutes today thinking maybe I'd do some cleaning before TV time instead of taking a pre-Laws and/or Orders nap.

Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 7h

My therapist is switching practices but she's been totally transparent with me the whole time and I did all the intake stuff at her new place and I get to stay her patient and this has all gone so smoothly I'm a little wary.

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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 2d

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

Akinator, the mind reading genie

Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...

en.akinator.com

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 10h

Your regular reminder that Bibi Netanyahu is about as religious and theologically serious as Trump is.

That is to say--

yeah.

Exactly that much.

In both cases, *fundamentalist zealotry* animates *one or more factions* of those they're trying to appease, but not all of them. That's it.

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 9h

I understand @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has fundraised all the fundraising he needs so he doesn't have to do additional quirky things to make more money but I NEED this as a sticker or pin, how do I acquire this

Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 10h

The algorithm doesn't matter. Telling us more about Cookie matters.

Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 10h

Apparently my mom's doctor's office didn't even know this was coming until she called them. I don't really understand how the professionals are sleeping on it and we're not but hey.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 10h

Protip

Don't scroll down this thread there's a monster at the end of these skeets

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you, this is perfect and I needed it this morning.

Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 11h

So my mom cancelled her doctor's appointment today because she called Columbia to find out what the deal is given *gestures at the world* and they said they're making people sign off that if Medicare doesn't cover the cost they're on the hook. This seems bad?????

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 12h

An important message to the people of New York City.

More information at zohranfornyc.com/birthday

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texicago @texicago.bsky.social · 23h

Racism literally costs. Time, energy, everything. Hate that for Jag, Jas, Joseph, Adam, and the other POC. #tar38

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 20h

15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.

Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.

Map: Governors Public Health Alliance
* Guam is also a member of the alliance
Updated October 15, 2025
Map: @luckytran • Created with Datawrapper

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 20h

I have a very serious problem with Traitors UK and it is that they apparently have a budget to have a real soundtrack instead of a bunch of overly-obvious rip-off songs and it's not nearly as fun.

Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 22h

LRT I just want to know how many people watching that ad understand that all the people in it are actual Survivor alums with local ties (I think- is Yam Yam in the area now?).

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 22h

Izzy I respect that you are on television running a race for a million dollars and there are probably more important things to focus on but if I don't hear more about Cookie I will die.

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 22h

#TAR38 Prayer circle Izzy gets to U-Turn Jag.

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 22h

#TAR38 "Don't make us come hug you, Phil."

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 22h

#TAR38 Phil I promise you I do not have a single thing that it takes to win the Amazing Race. Not one.

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Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era) @spooloflies.bsky.social · 22h

#TAR38 Chaddha sister supremacy!

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