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Spooky
@spookycandle.bsky.social
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bisexuality is way more common than people believe. i've worked over 70 jobs. marxist-leninist goth bimbo mother (she/her). yes those are my tits
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almost sat on my lil buddy. the look of betrayal...
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goddamn water tastes good when you’re thirsty
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
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It’s cool that they’re euthanizing the economy for Christmas
GOP SEN. JOHN KENNEDY: It may be 2026 when we'll come out of the shutdown.

REPORTERS: 😳

KENNEDY: I'm not kidding, you guys. I mean, you see what I see. Okay? This shutdown is going to last a long time. What's going to get us out of it?
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Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
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🚨UR has released 73 videos captured by 45 Minneapolis Police body-worn cameras from the mass arrest of over 646 people on Nov. 4, 2020. Strikingly, more than 24% of the 45 officers represented in this release have killed community members while on duty.

Full story: unicornriot.ninja/2025/body-ca...
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Frankenstein (2025)
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I appreciate the legal reporters explaining the likely reasoning behind the SNAP ruling but also rube goldberg-ing our way to maybe possibly giving food to hungry kids is pretty damning in itself
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absolutely baffling new type of person emerging on twitter: anti-vaxx conservative woman finally turning on the Trump administration because RFK went on tv and said "ozempic is good actually"
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When Elons complaint is "Mamdani is a charismatic swindler" it sounds like his main complaint is he is charismatic, which one can only interpret as Musk thinking that being charismatic is cheating in the realm of swindling lol
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ok? bye bitch!
Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!
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happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]
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that picture of Laura Loomer going around is fake. this is the original and she looks bad enough even without the editing. nobody hates conservative women more than their botox injectors
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hey guys isn't it weird how they're all saying this at the same time? ignore the fact that this is now happening with Tyler Cowen, an economist who sits at the center of a sprawling system of think tanks and policy "influencers" who have been laundered into DC with both Koch and SV VC money
bat under hat can then flap its wings and carry me elsewhere. free transit.
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There are people getting their brains fully cooked by those posts and I feel worried about it.
My instagram thinks I’m Asian American man so it just pumps me with accounts that just tabulate all black on Asian crime in the America, seems good!
good. teach them bats are cool at a young age. excellent.
that's true. just seems like a straightforward thing to pursue to me, ya know? people seem to take pride in being miserable instead. freaks
it's not *every* married person i know irl, but it is an awful lot of them. very confusing. meanwhile i'm the happiest i've ever been being a wife
i welcome it. honesty is the best policy. thank you for ensuring i'm not wasting my time
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i spent a few years suing this guy for wage theft. he's a bum. good riddance imo
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com