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Weaz 🦇
@spiceweasel.bsky.social
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On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account & Titus Forever
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · Jul 13
My mom has been cleaning stuff up at my parents’ house & found a letter where young me made some very good points about not wanting to sing in church
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 2m
And now a reading from Luke 10:13 “and the lord said thou shall go to town on a big thing of wings”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h
It feels very weird to have such an absolute lad as Pontiff. Like a Pope you know has gone to town on a big thing of wings.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2h
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 8m
last 10-20 minutes of Bep nap panic setting in, should go be productive
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 21m
what the hell did elon do now that people are leaving X the everything app in drove again
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 22m
forgot to mention that i let Bep pick out a stuffed animal at the museum gift shop today, he ultimately settled on a sea lion that he named Ryan

Ryan the sea lion
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 1h
My "this is a complete story. it's done" shirt is raising more questions than it is answering
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 2h
The Duffer Brothers confirm the ‘Stranger Things’ series finale is ~2 hours long

It will also explain what the Upside Down is

“This is a complete story. It’s done”

(via Variety)
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🎃 Josh-O-Lantern 🎃 @thejoshofit.bsky.social · Apr 5
Crimes of the Future (dir. Cronenberg, 2022)
Pee Wee Herman with Big Ears Pee Wee Herman perving on a lady with x-ray glasses Francis Buxton eating trick gum with an oil slick coming from his mouth Pee Wee Herman, in black and white, playing with tape all over his face
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 2h
girl me too
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 2h
James noticed the good peeler was missing last night & we're both completed bamboozled about this, we have no idea where it went!!! our only conclusion is my mom accidentally 1) took it home or 2) threw it away
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 18h
My good peeler is missing and whoever misplaced it is gonna get so peeled when they return it to me
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 2h
legit lol the pea tape

i wish i had, he sounded like a news anchor announcing a terrible tragedy
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 2h
It’s pasta and veggies with ricotta! A favorite of his But no, he howls for more oranges. Also he looked at his plate and said, so seriously “oh no. I can’t eat those peas”
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 2h
Whenever bep loves his dinner I’m like “yes! He can have the leftovers at lunch tomorrow” lmao no the fuck he won’t
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 3h
my immediate though was "tastykake would NEVER" but i have to do my research, maybe they did
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 3h
Couldn’t be me, a 43 year old teen mom
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 3h
Not his fault it looks like a display lol
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 3h
Mr. Safety over here
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 4h
Not my son almost pulling the fire alarm at the Delaware nature museum
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 15h
just got a $1752 bill from the vending machine because dr pepper is out of my network 😔
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 8h
I like to imagine Daniel Plainview in other movies. Like imagine him in the prestige. He’d have no patience for those magicians and their superstitions
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 16h
It rocks
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 16h
But who’s the Skeeven King
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 16h
I do enjoy a quesadilla
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 18h
My good peeler is missing and whoever misplaced it is gonna get so peeled when they return it to me
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 19h
Feel this one in my veins
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 19h
I don’t even like banana bread!!! I make it for the dudes that live in my house!!!
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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 19h
It’s Brian Dawkins
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