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Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 1h

Good man, I am too - It’s not easy but you’re clearly committed and is the best 👍

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Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 1h

Wow I. That’s a lot mate. I have speed Goats

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Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve got a half a size up and that is perfect for me mate

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Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 2h

I’ll check mine once I’m done mate

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Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 3h

Wearing mine on the treadmill now! Love em

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The Rest Is Politics @therestpolitics.bsky.social · 5h

We see you Zack Polanski 👀

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Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 3h

That’s good credit!

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Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 3h

a man in a blue striped shirt stands in a hallway

ALT: a man in a blue striped shirt stands in a hallway

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 9h

Legalise *and* regulate drugs.

This morning on @jeremyvine.bsky.social:

youtu.be/kBjqQAFdBRQ?...

Should we legalise all drugs? feat. Zack Polanski & Carole Malone | Jeremy Vine

YouTube video by Jeremy, Storm & Vanessa On 5

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The 'Skeets' @continuitytweets.bsky.social · 1d

You had a relative/family member that died? **** you, it's funny!

Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 1d

Boris Johnson, "I tried to get the scientists to say that lockdown was a bad idea"

*they all laugh*

There were 26,000 covid deaths because Boris Johnson ignored scientists and delayed the first lockdown by a week

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Roger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 2d

Now in my web store, the latest collection of my diary strips!

Direct links:

UK edition - hotelfred.bigcartel.com/product/diar...

US (Lulu) edition - www.lulu.com/shop/roger-l...

All Good Things now available to purchase | Roger Langridge

www.patreon.com

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Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 3d

Incredible

Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 3d

Dan, something is peeping out from under the soup…

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Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 3d

She should go to the bank like everybody else

Alan Nixon @reluctantnicko.bsky.social · 3d

Man United babe wants loan www.patreon.com/posts/140996...

Man United babe wants loan | ReluctantNicko

Get more from ReluctantNicko on Patreon

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 3d

“I’m old enough to remember when mainstream British politicians, who should know better, stirred up racial hatred as a path to power. You’re old enough to remember too because it was last Tuesday. And it was Robert Jenrick”

Cathartic anger at flag-flying racism.

www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

Stewart Lee: The thugs have taken my flag. So I’ve taken theirs

What do you do with a lot of cheap banners hanging from motorway bridges once you’ve torn them down?

www.thenerve.news

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Tom ⚡️ @sparkeface.bsky.social · 4d

Family’s watching Strictly - one of those dancers reminds me of…

a soccer player is making a funny face while wearing a green jersey

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 4d

I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.

Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.

Choose sanity. Vote Binface.

(Photo dated 9th October 2025)