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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · Jan 10

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 10h

When the vordt of the boreal valley hits

a blurry picture of a person running on a soccer field at night .

ALT: a blurry picture of a person running on a soccer field at night .

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 17h

my boyfrie,nd

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SpookyLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 21h

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 19h

ddid you guys know: my boyfriend

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moon @moonhotel.bsky.social · 2d

hey folks. i can't walk, my mom is in the hospital recovering from a stroke, and we don't have much income due to the govt shutdown. i would really appreciate a hand if you're able to spare anything. ko-fi.com/pkohberger Thank you ;_;

Buy Pauli Kohberger a Coffee

Become a supporter of Pauli Kohberger today!

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 2d

semi related but im kinda sorta getting plza fomo. buuuuuuut on the other hand i am not paying 70 bucks for that shit LOLLLL

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 2d

whats everyone's favorite non-box legendary and/or mythical pokemon

ill start mine's cobalion and genesect

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3d

sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says
#crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times*
no that part was real

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🔞💚 have you ever seen such a ? @atruesp4rker.bsky.social · 2d

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 2d

giving him my intrusive thoughts as well

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 8d

Hatred and rage

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

sounds pretty gay to me 🤨📸

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 3d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

not to worry ive been rotating a happy heroine sniper animation with clown in my head. we can cross the wires. I can make you like it

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

oh so you guys will support me being horny for a mcytuber sona but you won't support me being horny for an original character in a vocaloid song I see how it is (100% joking)

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levi 🥪🍎 @jpegdisco.bsky.social · Jul 28

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 5d

OHHHH I JUST FOUND THE ARBITRATOR EPISODE 0.... JACK TRAGIC BACKSTORY MOMENT...

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 5d

more jack screenshots from happy heroine sniper and happy animal rocket launcher because i unfortunately think hes kinda hot (also because some of my screenshots were bad)

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 5d

i read a couple 18+ jerry fics last night and today and I forgot how much I liked him. weird little thang... I like how some people had the exact same idea i did which was give this pathetic moldy nerd a huge dick

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🔞 crust 🔞 @badcrustacean.bsky.social · 8d

whatever go my… this (she/her) #deltaruined #tenna

tenna sitting on the floor, her legs spread showing off her wet wet cunt. Her arms are behind her back. Shes flushed and drooling

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 5d

also here's some reidel and eagle launcher, plus the spots where reidel has this huge fangirl crush on jack. she looks like she'd cream her pants fantasizing about him JFJFJFJF

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 5d

rose machinegun is also really cute

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 5d

ive been listening to joruzin's music a lot lately and I found their happy hero miniseries, I really like the design for jack sniper/happy heroine sniper... very me-coded character

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 6d

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

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📺 SoftwareAngel 💾 @softwareangel.neocities.org · 6d

wah? a face? #tenna #tennadeltarune

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