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If your bestie selfships (or used to), would that make their f/o your bestie-in-law?
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If your bestie selfships (or used to), would that make their f/o your bestie-in-law?
movie you've watched more than six times with a gif, hard mode no star wars/trek, lotr or marvel
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
movie you've watched more than six times with a gif, hard mode no star wars/trek, lotr or marvel
my hot take is that the best mcr song is blood because years and years ago i saw a shadow of israphel tribute/fancam/whathaveyou set to that song and it was probably the first time i heard mcr
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
my hot take is that the best mcr song is blood because years and years ago i saw a shadow of israphel tribute/fancam/whathaveyou set to that song and it was probably the first time i heard mcr
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ppl seem to like when i doll my sona up lol
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
ppl seem to like when i doll my sona up lol
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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YOUR DISCORD WRAPPED- You sent 11,307 messages debating which Final Fantasy games are good or bad, and you did not change anyone's mind. Wow! 👍
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
YOUR DISCORD WRAPPED- You sent 11,307 messages debating which Final Fantasy games are good or bad, and you did not change anyone's mind. Wow! 👍
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wrist so icy wonder why she like me bitch im drowning in water i just bought a cuban dipped it in a fountain everywhere that i go it's a light show im surrounded bust down bust down bust down bust down bust down bitch im drowning
a kermit the frog is dancing in a room .
ALT: a kermit the frog is dancing in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
wrist so icy wonder why she like me bitch im drowning in water i just bought a cuban dipped it in a fountain everywhere that i go it's a light show im surrounded bust down bust down bust down bust down bust down bitch im drowning
i don't really know who shenpai is ive never seen her videos but i happened to watch her recent video where she's talking about her personal goals for herself and the channel and. look i don't know this chick and im 100% not judging her choices, but im glad she's trying to be happier with herself
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i don't really know who shenpai is ive never seen her videos but i happened to watch her recent video where she's talking about her personal goals for herself and the channel and. look i don't know this chick and im 100% not judging her choices, but im glad she's trying to be happier with herself
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yes I know this is a boomer cartoon but it describes my psyche during these times
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
yes I know this is a boomer cartoon but it describes my psyche during these times
he definitely fucks though. at least a little bit.
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
he definitely fucks though. at least a little bit.
partitio is a guy raised by a single father, can cook and is a communist. This alone makes him leagues ahead of the average business major cis man
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
partitio is a guy raised by a single father, can cook and is a communist. This alone makes him leagues ahead of the average business major cis man
bob told me to change my icon to this seal. So I did
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
bob told me to change my icon to this seal. So I did
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>open cloverpit
>game is running like shit
>closes firefox and discord bc that usually works
>it still runs like shit
>wtf
>go into settings
>checks resolution
>changes resolution from native to 720p
>exit out of menu
>game is now running at light speed
>jesus fucking christ
>game is running like shit
>closes firefox and discord bc that usually works
>it still runs like shit
>wtf
>go into settings
>checks resolution
>changes resolution from native to 720p
>exit out of menu
>game is now running at light speed
>jesus fucking christ
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
>open cloverpit
>game is running like shit
>closes firefox and discord bc that usually works
>it still runs like shit
>wtf
>go into settings
>checks resolution
>changes resolution from native to 720p
>exit out of menu
>game is now running at light speed
>jesus fucking christ
>game is running like shit
>closes firefox and discord bc that usually works
>it still runs like shit
>wtf
>go into settings
>checks resolution
>changes resolution from native to 720p
>exit out of menu
>game is now running at light speed
>jesus fucking christ
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@hbomberguy.bsky.social is presenting, "The Tommy Tallarico Award for Best Original Idea"!
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@hbomberguy.bsky.social is presenting, "The Tommy Tallarico Award for Best Original Idea"!
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im Very Coincidentally rewatching the roblox oof video and lrt saw some mentions of the name “sammy salazar”. me, having no clue what that means, found an article explaining the name change.
but before i found that article i found this.
caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-5th...
but before i found that article i found this.
caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-5th...
UNITED STATES v. SALAZAR (2014) | FindLaw
Case opinion for US 5th Circuit UNITED STATES v. SALAZAR. Read the Court's full decision on FindLaw.
caselaw.findlaw.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
im Very Coincidentally rewatching the roblox oof video and lrt saw some mentions of the name “sammy salazar”. me, having no clue what that means, found an article explaining the name change.
but before i found that article i found this.
caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-5th...
but before i found that article i found this.
caselaw.findlaw.com/court/us-5th...
The one time I open my laptop with intent to actually draw is when I find out my pen's batteries are dead and there's no AAAA batteries in the house to switch it out. Very cool
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The one time I open my laptop with intent to actually draw is when I find out my pen's batteries are dead and there's no AAAA batteries in the house to switch it out. Very cool
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More coverage of our 10,000 Game Assets Pack, this time on Dexerto. We really do appreciate all the support everyone is giving this - basically it makes the last year of working on it full time worthwhile & spurs us on to create more assets!! www.dexerto.com/gaming/indie... #gamedev #indiedev
Indie studio releases 10k human-made game assets so devs “don’t turn to AI” - Dexerto
Indie creators got a boost as a new 10k human-made asset pack launched to help developers avoid relying on AI tools.
www.dexerto.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
More coverage of our 10,000 Game Assets Pack, this time on Dexerto. We really do appreciate all the support everyone is giving this - basically it makes the last year of working on it full time worthwhile & spurs us on to create more assets!! www.dexerto.com/gaming/indie... #gamedev #indiedev
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December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Seeing a post on tumblr listing various reasons as to why hannibal from nbc's hannibal would be a good husband (not good person, just husband) and immediately thinking "I wonder if theres someone on this site who selfships with hannibal that can attest to this..."
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Seeing a post on tumblr listing various reasons as to why hannibal from nbc's hannibal would be a good husband (not good person, just husband) and immediately thinking "I wonder if theres someone on this site who selfships with hannibal that can attest to this..."
lrt i swear i recognize that artist. I swear I commissioned them for pace porn in 2023-24... but i can't just Ask them lmao......... much to think about
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
lrt i swear i recognize that artist. I swear I commissioned them for pace porn in 2023-24... but i can't just Ask them lmao......... much to think about