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"Food" Thoyd

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · Jun 2

Me trying to remember the word "bluegrass"

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 51m

Next up, we asked a golden retriever to weigh in on the Khmer Rouge

Travie 🪽 ✨ @tzgrey78.bsky.social · 1h

During an interview, Sydney Sweeney was given a chance to clear the air about her "White people, Good Genes/Jeans superiority" 😂 😂 💀

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1h

Do they think a Supreme Court that's already starting to hedge its bets on God Emperor Trump wants to be the final word and heatsink here?

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1h

Truly, are they just so high on their own supply that they're convinced people are blaming Democrats for this and they can hold out forever? I'm aware "the cruelty is the point" or whatever but this is so strategically fucking stupid with no apparent upside.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1h

WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration turns to Supreme Court to block order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.

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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 1h

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1h

Grim: I'm glad Bluesky posts are quarantined where no normal person will see them because they're the product of a mentally diseased echo chamber. Now, time for me to yell at a fax machine about communism.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2h

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 2h

Noted hypebeast

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 2h

I can't risk getting escorted out of Olive Garden again, it'll be my third strike

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 2h

lol

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 2h

Hate when I find something nice to wear but know I'll never find the right occasion for it

FB Marketplace listing for a denim jacket with an image of the twin towers engulfed in flames emblazoned on the front. It is priced at $160.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 6h

A neat new Gmail feature is it adding phantom events to my calendar because I got an obvious spam email with a date in it and it assumed that must be an important meeting I don't want to miss

Google calendar event for "Your Hello Package has passed validation"

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 6h

Every encounter with another human I've ever had has somehow resulted in me being both a brave hero and a mistreated victim. Don't worry though, I'm normal and can be trusted to interpret the law impartially.

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 7h

JUSTICE AMY CONEY BARRETT:

“Being a conservative woman in a law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be.”

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 10h

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform.
Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

Facebook is leaking

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

No one appears to even be entertaining the notion of "what if it flops and takes this precariously top-heavy industry with it" because that would simply not do. We put all our eggs in this basket, surely the basket would not betray us.

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

GTA continues to get delayed while every other publisher is shuffling their shit around to avoid releasing anything in the same window and every analyst is banking on it being the biggest thing ever and keeping the current console generation afloat. Probably fine.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite bit of Godsmack lore is that they very obviously lifted the name from an Alice In Chains song but their singer would deny it in interviews and even concocted an inane backstory about "God smacking" him with a cold sore as punishment for making fun of someone else's

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think when they named themselves Godsmack they knew the word gobsmack

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

In a touching tribute to Dick Cheney, Trump is going to make the guy who collapsed call a press conference to apologize for it

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

To be clear for anyone interested, this is the "GWP" (gift with purchase) that they offer through lego.com and only do in limited quantities that tend to go quickly. You'll need to be quick on the draw when the Enterprise set goes live if you want it.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

I'm only human

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

Riker comes with a trombone, Data comes with Spot and the bonus gift is Ro with a shuttlecraft. They're really trying to reel me in.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

lol Stancil's idiotic Slate profile rationalizing why he stays on Twitter got posted to r/technology and he's getting completely roasted. No one's buying what that fucking dweeb is selling

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

Totally uninspiring

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

Padres' new manager is younger than me. That feels illegal.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

Predator. Badlands.

Poster for the forthcoming Michael Jackson biopic

Poster for Deliver Me From Nowhere, the Bruce Springsteen biopic

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