Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️
@sordideuphemism.bsky.social
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She/Her. Panromantic, Demi-Ace. Trans Woman. Pro-self-id, pro-harm-reduction, sex positive, anti-ai, anti-fash. Be grumpy if you must, but be kind always. Good advice. Terrible jokes. Certified 112% Huggable. Also cute & fluffy. Yes, I'm flirting.
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sordideuphemism.bsky.social
Hullo there.
I go by the name 'Sordid Euphemism' in lots of places, and eventually settled on the moniker 'Internet Dad' after some conversations on the now overrun birbsite.
Prior names include Robin Goodfellow, Syuni D'zpecyzczn, Twilight Snarkle, and many, many others.
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b0tster.yeag.gay
HAPPY YEAG DAY EVERYONE!

celebrate by getting these YEAG PATCHES, which are now up for sale at the merch store!!

get em here! 😃!! yeag.gay
a black patch with white letters spelling "YEAG" on it, and a white patch with the head of a cartoon bunny rabbit wearing a witch hat known as bunlith saying "YEAG!" on it placed on top of a black denim jacket
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
There's someone who we're mutually sweet on who once talked about being at (loc,date) for a friend's birthday but didn't want to impose on them or seem like they were interrupting anything and it took her EXPLICITLY SAYING it was for MY birthday to get the hint that she was talking about visiting.
trance.bsky.social
I'm oblivious to flirting; I just assume you're being nice.
cerromerussell.blacksky.app
I'm country... I'm definitely flirting.
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
Emma, I *am* being nice, *and* I am also flirting. Always. 💜
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
You're worthy of all the love you receive and more, and if you have trouble believing you're worth it, remember that I have never, not once, misled you, so you can believe *me*.
I love you *so* much, and am thankful for the last 15 years. 💕
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senabryer.com
Still looking for someone, haven't found a single person so far (that I can contact). I have a 46-episode script that I need translated. This would be a paid job!
senabryer.com
Completely unrelated to my 2am doomposting but does anyone know an English to Japanese translator, ideally with experience in screenplays?
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
At least I know what to look for next time. So that's something. But I think I'm gonna call it a night early, have dinner, and put on some music.
Goodnight, y'all.
Love you.
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
Got a hard series of reminders of growing up weird, and poor, and an outsider, on top of shiny new gender feels all at once. And then made the mistake of trying to push through, still engaging with what was clearly bothering me despite having taken an emotional tire iron to the ribs. Not a good mix.
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
Same. Old addresses, zip codes, etc. anything I needed to use more than once a month.
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
Not a great time at the self image/self worth department today.
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edmondsscanner.bsky.social
There's nothing wrong with you.
There's something wrong with the world.
Keep being weird.
Keep howling against the storm.
Keep writing erotic stories about moon ghosts.
Keep being a spark in the darkness, and hope for a better tomorrow.
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
if it works anything like sleep debt, i have years and years and years of hugging and being hugged to do still
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
*sigh* I'm sorry. That sounds terrible. May you have all the hugs and little-spoon time you wish. <3
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pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
Uh-huh. And too often it's just the lazy assumption that power dynamics translate directly to the person themselves. I got into the habit, back in the day, of telling any new play partner at the beginning of the first session that the session was not over UNTIL we both felt safe. Helped a *little*.
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
*checks weather outside*
Dark, burnt-orange silky dress with a braided brown leather brass-buckle belt to hold your essentials. Knee-high socks and sturdy platform mary-janes or low boots. Earmuffs in a brighter orange or earthtone. Mid-chest long-sleeve brown leather jacket, fur at cuffs/collar. <3
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
On tumblr, this is called a 'piss on the poor' problem.

Context: "This site has piss-poor reading comprehension."
Response: "How dare you say we piss on the poor?!"
beijingpalmer.bsky.social
a lot of people read like LLMs generate text: they don't actually comprehend the words so much as make a guess at what they think they are based on a few recognizable terms
garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
so one of the things I’ve started to realize with having a notable following On Here is exactly how much of a reading comprehension problem we have in this country
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grickle.bsky.social
Stormy days ahead. (Buy the print here: gricklemart.com/vampire-ghos... ) #grickledoodle #horror #vampire #ghosts #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
A cartoon illustration of a vampire looking at stormy skies shepherding a flock of ghosts into a castle. Caption reads "It was time to get the flock back to the castle."
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sordideuphemism.bsky.social
She's survived the KISS Vampires. At this point I think she'll never lose.
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
No, you're thinking of Swiffers. A Swiftie is a trucking company with a terrible performance record.
sordideuphemism.bsky.social
*clasps fist over her heart*
If fate smiles upon us, O Gail, tonight we drink in Valhalla.