Humans aren't meant to go to war....we are meant to go on the computer and chat with one another in harmony.... We are put on this earth to post outfit of the day and get ready with me videos

everyone likes to joke about second breakfast but i think it should rightfully go like
-breakfast upon waking (~3 mouthfuls of dry toast or oatmeal with coffee)
-"second breakfast" at like 10:30 am (aka lunch)
-lots of little snacks
-7pm dinner

(muttering) just wanged my knee real bad (a little louder now) just wanged my KNEE real BAD

not much else going for the uk but they're right that baked beans are a breakfast food

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

im the coach of the football team and if I find out you aren't eating one dozen burgers a day ill berate you for not 'respecting the gift'

A movie can be as long as it needs to be. If a television show is over an hour an episode it better be fuckin’ Columbo

caught the landlord outside scraping paint off the outside windowsill making big clouds of dust while basil played outside and when i asked if it was lead paint he was like "im not using any lead paint today but i dont know what was there before" 👍

Hesburger... the burger for Him

screenshot 3 is incredible

must be that chef boyardee is all grown in italy too

I don’t have nostalgia because my parents made me eat nothing but vegetables and the only movie I was allowed to watch was Babe but good luck with that

would

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still don't really get why other parents let their kids watch so much annoying shit on tv. it's all a choice! im not even saying to not let them watch tv just like. you know you can choose what it is right

we need a president who gets scary high & buys a cardboard quart of chocolate milk at 711 and goes home drops it on the couch and forgets about it then later sits down on it with full weight and it pops and theyre like. did i piss myself... but fall asleep and wake up in a sour milk saturated couch

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america needs a president who every time they go to make rice the rice cooker is half full of old crusted gross rice from a few nights ago and then they're like "i guess i don't really need rice..." and close it

so true

logging on

like i cant tell if i have a kind of light sensitivity thats the inverse of how light sensitivity typically manifests or if its just another thing where my preferences are just hopelessly misaligned with the majority of people

Yeah thats what everyone else has. IM THE NORMAL ONE

i realize im supposed to think the orange 2 watt bulb is comfy and relaxing. but like i. cant fucking see man! its all blurry shadows! this is good to you?

i just feel like theres this baseline "what i perceive as a normal amount of light needed to comfortably perceive the world around me is near universally understood as harsh and uncomfortable by everyone else"