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Frankenstein's Slacker

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doomer with a heart of gold he/him I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com

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Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · May 4

the answer to the question no one asked is:

no I ain't dead yet

the follow up question no one asked:

this is what I've been up to.

[jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏

GenPox.com @genpox.bsky.social · May 4

Welcome to Generation Apocalypse. For a long and somewhat rambling introduction to what this is all about check this out:
genpox.com/welcome-to-g...

WELCOME TO GENERATION APOCALYPSE! - Generation Apocalypse

Hello, I’ll be your guide. My name is Nat Murphy and I’m putting together a little project. Or getting it started anyway. I’m not sure what it’s gonna end up looking like in six months (hopefully not ...

genpox.com

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Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 13h

dogs are just ape-ified wolves

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 3d

US Government officially designating the non-billionaire population as "Biofuel".

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 4d

Something kids today need to understand is that literally nobody wore Nikes before the Heavens Gate people

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 4d

nothin beats fresh pulled, as they say

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 4d

artisinal salt water handies

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Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 4d

working on alchemical fluids to transmutate dorks into dweebs

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 4d

This is a blade of grass magnified one time. Still think you should be touching it?

A blade of grass magnified showing a sawtooth pattern on its edge

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Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 4d

time to check InDeed...

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 4d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4d

"The chancellor approved it"

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 4d

Why do you insist on waking up when the World is trying to laugh at your silly little dreams?

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 4d

the grim reaper driving a taxi full of silverware makes it a death cab for cutlery

RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 4d

the grim reaper driving a taxi full of meats and cheeses makes it a death cab for charcuterie.

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 4d

Abandon hamburger hope all ye who enter here

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 4d

The only good use of gen ai is making shirts with super intricate patterns

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 5d

Cast Off Your Chains In One Easy Step!

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Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 5d

oh wow

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 5d

*reads the room*:

...

*googles "asinine definition"*

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 5d

Reading the Wikipedia entry for "Family Tree" so I can remember everyone's name at the Berenstain Bear family reunion.

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 5d

furry porn called When Harts Like Our Meat

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 5d

I have been described thusly as well

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 5d

back in my day we'd tie fresh sprigs of dill weed to our belts and say "what's the dilly, yo"

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Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 5d

post from the Cuddle Connection app:

Power Little Spoon Looking For Cozy Big Spoon To Binge Trash TV On Comfy Sofa

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 6d

telling the cashier at the gas station i'll cherish this moment forever when she asked me to sign up for the rewards program

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 6d

When you're in a hurry to get out of a phish concert

Pack of crackers that says get moving crackers on the package

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Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 6d

They should all release NFTs as a distraction

Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 6d

With receipts!

www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/o...

‘Amoral, evil’: vitriolic backlash builds against comics who played Riyadh festival

Murder by bone-saw, lashings for rape victims, punishment amputation, jail for satirists … these are the Saudi human rights abuses fuelling the fury being directed at the likes of Louis CK, Dave Chapp...

www.theguardian.com

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 6d

every time you fail at video games God loves you a little less

Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 6d

How many more years of "man-made horrors too stupid to believe" do we have to go through before we get to the ones BEYOND comprehension?

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