I was exposed to Fox News for like 7 minutes at my in-laws' house and oh my fucking god

The more you learn about how things work in the world the more you feel like you must be missing something because it can't possibly be that stupid. Oh so all we need to avoid an economic crash is for the stock market to go up forever? And a third of the market is magic beans? I see,

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

Bluesky is an echo chamber. We need to expand our minds by creating an elite underwater city only for specific people who we like. It's the only way

Science is real

The Trump admin is moving from denying climate change to rewriting it. Energy Secretary Chris Wright, a longtime oil industry executive, announced plans to “update” past National Climate Assessments, the gold-standard, peer-reviewed reports that lay out the risks of the climate crisis in detail.

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

job numbers are in the toilet, meanwhile we're about to dump a trillion dollars on this shit

Maybe 10 years ago: Technology is great and makes my life easier in many ways
Now (holding a big caveman club): We must destroy machine

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

Anyone who has partaken in MAHA in any way, even if they just said “well he’s right about our processed foods,” is an unserious stupid loser and you can’t convince me otherwise

if somebody assigns you a piece where you're supposed to talk to the Grok love chatbot please contact me so I can pay you to not write that piece. I can't afford to be capricious like this but I will crowdfund it and get support. together we can stop you

There’s a nonzero chance you will die from a cancer that could have been curable because people who couldn’t pass 7th grade biology and are scared of things like “mRNA” and “riboflavin” and “walkable cities” decided to make their ignorance everybody else’s problem

i am begging you to primary the do-nothing party leadership so i don't have to clip their videos anymore. free me of this curse

Let’s bomb Iran into freedom while denying healthcare to veterans based off political beliefs and liberate Iranian women from a misogynistic regime while arresting Americans for having miscarriages.

If moral standards were applied equally, the US is prime for regime change…

Still waiting for someone to explain why it's okay for dirty politicians and dirty cops to ignore the law but it's not ok for civilians.

They're not aliens. They're not gods. They're our employees. Why do they get to run wild without consequences?

Civilians have an obligation to be MORE lawless.

Your reminder that virtually all democrats in office are on board with further militarizing the police, border patrol, and ICE

you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to elon musk”

they really took machine learning and gave it a more clickbait name and we've had to deal with annoying assholes for the last three years