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just a little octopus, floatin' along. she/they.
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*my coffee went cold because i had to go to the dentist before i could finish it, so now I'm drinking cold coffee*

this, too, is yuri
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Close! In Be Cool, Scooby Doo we learn that Scooby Snacks are named after the dog, but in Scoob! we learn that Scooby Doo is named after the treat. This is because Scooby Doo is stuck in samsara and has not yet achieved Nirvana. Fred and Velma have, which is why they are absent in 13 Ghosts. Scrappy
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
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Reposting this with alt text because shut up and take my money.
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Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory
my cat is on my lap and i love her lots. that is all.
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gonna do this in a US setting. "This is our son Spare Ribs"
occasionally I'm reminded of that American author who set a book in New Zealand and had a Māori character called Kai

... maybe if you're writing outside your culture you should put character names into Google translate just a thought
i like that it has a full fantasy action game inside it and also that there's a dating sim
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warframe has this special absurd magic that lets both "a captain hunts a ghost ship across the void of space while haunted by the voices of her dead crew" and "apocalypse via boy band" are both plot points that make perfect sense
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
5real, she's got zero immunity, it's like if Reggie faced another arrogant jackass
my regularly scheduled Archie Comics shipping has been altered due to @aconstantwip.bsky.social

such are her powers
i DID

but veronica having to deal with smugness herself,

not being able to dazzle her way out,,

this, too,
...honestly, now that i consider it,

me too, yeah
i saw this before i saw the first post so i thought you meant, like,
*places hand on heart and sings "Alaska's Flag" as a single glistening tear runs down my cheek*
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In 1955, the Corsicana, Texas newspaper included a wild article from a tourist just back from Alaska. She spent time at Fairbanks' Flame Lounge where she said people drank "Ever Clear Punch," three parts Everclear to one part champagne. #alaskahistory #alaska
i want to paint my nails in the next couple days

I'm leaning a shimmery dark grey, but we'll see. i have some greens i haven't used.
image if the costco guy was in charge there, too
i soaked my fingers and pushed my cuticles and used cuticle oil today for the first time in years

gotta get this nail routine going again
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
*boy dog is curled up on a throw pillow, looking cute and sleepy*

this, too, is yuri
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FUCK ALL A.I
SHIRT AVALIABLE AT dashare.zone
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP