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just a little octopus, floatin' along. she/they.

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · Aug 18

*my coffee went cold because i had to go to the dentist before i could finish it, so now I'm drinking cold coffee*

this, too, is yuri

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Miranda Miller @randymiller.bsky.social · 5h

Close! In Be Cool, Scooby Doo we learn that Scooby Snacks are named after the dog, but in Scoob! we learn that Scooby Doo is named after the treat. This is because Scooby Doo is stuck in samsara and has not yet achieved Nirvana. Fred and Velma have, which is why they are absent in 13 Ghosts. Scrappy

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joannes @playthroughline.com · 1d

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

A rain-slick backalley containing two men, both tall and dressed predominantly in black, each walking a cat on a leash

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Santa Clown” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 6h

Reposting this with alt text because shut up and take my money.

Taiwanese designer Yi-Fei Chen shows off her "Tear Gun," a device that collects and freezes actual tears to shoot them back at the person who made her cry.

This is followed by a shot of an Asian woman who has tubes on her face. I cant tell how of zoom in unfortunately to describe it better. Sorry. She is wearing a white shirt and holding an or ate golden gun with clear and white tubing that the tube is connected to. She is holding the gun like a suave James Bond

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Joel @polyparadigm.bsky.social · 23h

Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory

Man knocks over tiny domino labeled “FBI asks Mahmoud Mamdani if he likes Marx, has to explain who that is”
Progressively larger dominos are in line with it
Huge domino at the end is labeled “Socialist elected mayor of NYC”

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 8h

my cat is on my lap and i love her lots. that is all.

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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 10h

gonna do this in a US setting. "This is our son Spare Ribs"

Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 10h

occasionally I'm reminded of that American author who set a book in New Zealand and had a Māori character called Kai

... maybe if you're writing outside your culture you should put character names into Google translate just a thought

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 9h

i like that it has a full fantasy action game inside it and also that there's a dating sim

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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 9h

warframe has this special absurd magic that lets both "a captain hunts a ghost ship across the void of space while haunted by the voices of her dead crew" and "apocalypse via boy band" are both plot points that make perfect sense

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JenniferJames100 @femmenoire.bsky.social · 23h

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 13h

also i apparently now mentally hear your name the way Jess McKenna says it in this: youtube.com/shorts/V_6K-...

A Child's Lore Dump Before Their Friend Joins Playtime 🪣

YouTube video by Make Some Noise

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 13h

5real, she's got zero immunity, it's like if Reggie faced another arrogant jackass

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 13h

my regularly scheduled Archie Comics shipping has been altered due to @aconstantwip.bsky.social

such are her powers

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 13h

IT'S SO GOOD, JENNA

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 13h

i DID

but veronica having to deal with smugness herself,

not being able to dazzle her way out,,

this, too,

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 13h

...honestly, now that i consider it,

me too, yeah

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 13h

i saw this before i saw the first post so i thought you meant, like,

the cover of "Cheryl Blossom: High School Royalty," featuring Betty and Veronica flanking a crown-wearing Cheryl they are drawn in Archie Comics old house style. Veronica's eyes are poorly edited in pink hearts.

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 13h

*places hand on heart and sings "Alaska's Flag" as a single glistening tear runs down my cheek*

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David Reamer @anchistorian.bsky.social · 13h

In 1955, the Corsicana, Texas newspaper included a wild article from a tourist just back from Alaska. She spent time at Fairbanks' Flame Lounge where she said people drank "Ever Clear Punch," three parts Everclear to one part champagne. #alaskahistory #alaska

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 14h

i want to paint my nails in the next couple days

I'm leaning a shimmery dark grey, but we'll see. i have some greens i haven't used.

sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 14h

image if the costco guy was in charge there, too

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 14h

i soaked my fingers and pushed my cuticles and used cuticle oil today for the first time in years

gotta get this nail routine going again

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

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sho @shoshoctopus.bsky.social · 14h

*boy dog is curled up on a throw pillow, looking cute and sleepy*

this, too, is yuri

a dog with short, velvety black fur curled up on a throw pillow on a couch. the pillow is checkered various autumn colors and the couch is covered in blankets.

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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 1d

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 1d

NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP

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