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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · Apr 27

The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.

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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 1h

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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 1h

Lol. "Closet"

Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 3h

I hand bak all my meals eventually.

Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 3h

I went there a couple of times in my younger days and it always felt so sad.

Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 4h

Brendel, no.

Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 5h

Y'all are in my playlist.

Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 5h

I have to hear it daily now.

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 6h

Hotto Inu, the mascot for Hot Staff staffing agency, is a “hot” dog who warmly supports those looking for work.

A white dog mascot with one red ear and one blue stands on a stage.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 1d

When Mike Johnson or another national leader repeatedly claims they haven’t seen relevant things in the news, an appropriate reporter reaction would be “Holy cow, how do you not know?!? How can you do your job without knowing what’s happening? What are you doing to fix your ‘not knowing’ problem?”

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

I don't understand why U.S. reporters so regularly seem to let politicians get away with 'I haven't seen that' about stuff a) they obviously know and b) is directly relevant to their job. Did they sign some kind of agreement never to ask a follow-up question?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know

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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 6h

So good.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 19h

We don't know the health effects of drinking hippo bath water. All we know is the people selling it outside the south gate are not zoo employees.

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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 14h

The fight is a long one. When you are exhausted and weak, you shelter behind me. When I fall, you pick me up. Our promise to each other is that we choose the fight, we choose to live, over capitulation. It is not the goal that we win; it is that we do not give up. Together, we can do this.