shankspeare.bsky.social
@shankspeare.bsky.social
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Here for the cats! Here for the dogs! Fair warning, if you're an asshole you can fuck all the way off. I'm not the one.
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He made increasingly sad noises until I fed canned salmon
Fuck it why not? Who's going to stop him, not anyone in this administration.

Hell they are going to let him steal all the money in the treasury just before he runs off to Saudia Arabia and the remaining maga somehow blame Obama for this.
JFC. They look like they've been slapped with a botox tanning stick.
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Who approved the demolition of the fucking White House?

Congress isn’t even in session.
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FYI :“Destruction of federal property is a federal crime. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines the crime as willfully injuring or committing any depredation against U.S. government property. If the damage exceeds $1k it is a felony with a fine, up to ten years in prison or both.”

Awaiting law enforcement.
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
The same one a bunch of republican men said should have a seat and be quiet bc senate work is men's work.

Hell hath no fury like a crazy bitch scorned.
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"Daddy trump" That one always makes me vomit.
Sounds like when a rapist tells his victim to say thank you.

Oh wait...
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This is Poet. He would have really crushed it as a barista in the early to mid-2010s. Born in the wrong decade smh. 12/10
Looks like someone doesn't plan to move out.
My god it’s hideous
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Brad makes a move on Brenda and Steve gets jealous.
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Trump is tearing down the East Wing of the White House because he wants you to feel violated. He wants it to serve as metaphor for what he thinks he can do, at his whim, to your life and the lives of your loved-ones.

Do not submit.
Once he's finally out of office, a guy named Sherman should march on down to mar a lago.
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I’ve decided to kitten post, for the community morale boost. This is Irving.
He didn't even play in the Olympics.
That's what rascists do when they find out a black family used to live in a house.

They burn it to the ground, steal the land, murder a bunch of other black people, then build some shitshack and brag about their bootstraps and glory.