Shana Bartels
shanabartels.bsky.social
Shana Bartels
@shanabartels.bsky.social
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Yankees fan who loves SF Giants and figure skating too much. Rebel scum. Trivia champ. She/her. Rhymes with Dana Cartels. Forever salty about the 2017 ALCS 🚮 Jewelry designer makemarkmend.etsy.com Writer patreon.com/figureskatingforbaseballnerds
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Also what happens when you look up Tungsten Arm O’Doyle
The real trick is going to be making my little neighbors think I love them the most when at every single moment I can’t even decide whether I love baseball or figure skating the most
I guess I’ll have to balance watching live baseball on Friday with live Skate Canada and handling trick-or-treaters which already felt like a bit much. But okay I’ll be brave and tell my little neighbors (by name) that their cheap store-bought polyester costumes look great even if it’s a white lie
I thought that’s what cats do every day
Just like we all drew it up
We probably should have seen that ending coming
Okay even I am starting to fade a bit
But like, who? Is Ben Rortvedt still on the roster?
I’m still holding out in the living room
Well at least they’ve removed the body from view
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Is this because of the tariffs
I don’t think even Sarah Langs has a good way to verify that quickly
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Could this be the first World Series game in which the name of one pitcher of record translates as the name of the other pitcher of record?
I’m amazed that you’re still awake
I suspect that Mary Hart’s husband has become a Weekend At Bernie’s situation before our very eyes
Who will stay longer? Marlins Man or Mary Hart?
Moments like this are probably the one time I have a strategic advantage as a night owl. I’m not tired at all
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Ken Jennings: “it’s what John Smoltz did in the 34th inning of Game 3 of the 2025 World Series”

Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]
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imagine being Rob Manfred, watching this intense world series game and saying “this would be so much better if a fake runner had ended the game five innings ago”
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JOE DAVIS: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Smoltz bitches]
[Smoltz bitches louder and angrier]
DAVIS: yes
[Smoltz’s head bursts into flames]
DAVIS: oh god yes
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oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
This will never end. Nova Scotia be damned