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i'm gabe (they/them). i draw elves and titties and elf tittes. ⭒ #serenityfailsart you can also find me other places: ⭒ https://serenityfails-art.tumblr.com/ ⭒ https://archiveofourown.org/users/serenityfails ⭒ https://serenityfails.neocities.org/

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 6h

subconscious, what is the meaning of a dream where i explain my relationship with my mother to amy poehler

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 16h

on a scale from fanta commercial to sarah mclachlan dog commercial

fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 21h

saaaame

fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 22h

literally when it wasn’t in use for a while it stayed charged unplugged for a month

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 22h

i have a refurbished kindle paperwhite, it's the kind that has ads on it which is mildly annoying but generally nonobtrusive bc that's only when it's idle and not when it's in use. i like reading on it and it holds a charge for aaaaages which is nice

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Micah Nemerever @nemerevermore.bsky.social · 1d

word of mouth saved my book, fr, it is the best friend of midlist authors who don't get much of a marketing budget

Gareth L. Powell @garethlpowell.bsky.social · 1d

Word of mouth is important to a book's success. So, if you'd like to see the authors who wrote your favourite stories commissioned to write more, please keep talking about all the #books you love.

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 1d

zit on my hairline taunting me

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The Transfeminine Review @thetransfemininereview.com · 1d

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you."

- Miss Major, 2023 💔

One of the things I hear with some younger trans people I know is they feel, "I'm gonna get this surgery, and I'm gonna learn that way of speaking, and I'm gonna be done." You're never done. If you're a straight, cisgender person, you're never done. Things are always happening that have the potential to change you. So all I am today is not who I'm gonna be tomorrow, because of the things that happened to me today and later tonight. People forget that. "Oh, after I transition, I'm gonna be through." Well, good luck with that. 'Cause if you're through, then it's time to leave, you know, and I don't wanna go anywhere yet.
I'm in my seventies. Why didn't I stop? Number one is community. My gurls. I've had moments of thinking about stopping, but I didn't. I made sure I would step back, reju- venate myself, and then got back out there, and that's how you make a way. Our stories are not all the same, but the destination is: to get some place where we have some peace and harmony, and we can be at ease with ourselves and the people around us. You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you.

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 1d

really returning to the traditional homesteading lifestyle (dying of treatable diseases)

fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 1d

there's some ad that keeps playing on youtube and the royalty free stock techno they're using in it keeps putting megacolon in my head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y65X...

Megacolon - Fischerspooner (HD, Official audio)

YouTube video by PsychLChic

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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 2d

*guy who doesn't know what mochi is* hey can you get me some of those little foreskin icecreams

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 1d

Miss Major Griffin-Gracy passed away today according to the House of GG. She was a veteran of the Stonewall rebellion and a lifelong organizer for the safety and dignity of trans people, sex workers, and the incarcerated. She came from the same generation and milieu as Marsha and Sylvia. She was 78.

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 1d

HAHAHAH oh god the number from a dead commercial i remember..... 1-800-451-7777... NATIONWIDE WAREHOUSE 🎵

fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 1d

my friend and i had a whole running joke because we made each other call in songs on the others behalf and she mistakenly requested "flock of eagles" and i got revenge by requesting "men without hands"

fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 1d

i accidentally won tickets to some concert for boomers once because i called in and didn't realize they were running a call-in contest. i was like 9 and i just wanted to hear some bullshit like flock of seagulls or something

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 1d

not to engage in millennial nostalgiabait posting but i find it funny which numbers i memorized in those days. like my mom's work number, our home phone, my two best friends, and the number for the local radio station because i had to make at least one song request per day if not more

bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 2d

this rules

fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 3d

thank yooou ;v;

fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 3d

been entertaining myself by imagining a little pixie eating an enormous berry, taking a hot bath in a gravy boat, sleeping in a giant fluffy doll bed in a doll house. things of this nature

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 3d

thank you!!!!! he is the prettiest boy

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 4d

getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline

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Crunch @crunchyncrumbly.bsky.social · 4d

zevran first meeting my beloved
#dragonageorigins
#commissionopen
#illustration

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 4d

i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night

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fujoplasty @serenityfails.bsky.social · 4d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRQ...

Al Gore Celebrating

YouTube video by twister5voy

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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 12d

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

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