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Julie VouzCoucher 💙⚾️
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EDM, baseball, eldergoth, ex-eagle and co-Maple Grove shenanigans starter, forager, introvert, very good cook. Family, friends, cats, lore, community. Legitibitiqua friendly. Probably a witch. Swears a lot.
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Looked up to see stars and planets aligned. Could see them without visual assistance. And all I can think is that we get one life, one measly allotment of years each of us, and all we fucking do with it is hurt and kill each other. What a goddamned waste.
I mean, that's a beefy boy, what other choice do you have?
Records were broken, we have a new banner to raise to the rafters next year, these guys fought. That's not nothing. Be mad, be sad, do what you have to do, but this was a great team and they are now among my top 3 favorites with 2009 and 2014. That's not nothing, either. 💙
No shame, boys, no shame.

What a magnificent baseball season it has been.
Seattle Mariners forever. 💙🤍🩶⚾️

Now fuck 'em up, LA.
Hugs to you, ma'am. Enjoy your blue juice. 💙
No shame, boys, no shame.

What a magnificent baseball season it has been.
Seattle Mariners forever. 💙🤍🩶⚾️

Now fuck 'em up, LA.
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Mariners baseball. / Baseball des marins.
Going to make a shirt that says "Death By Grounders".
I understand the concept of respecting your teammates, but when shit like this happens, a little disrespect is fine. Pull your pitcher, Dan. He'll live.
DAN GET BAZARDO THE FUCK OUT OF THERE HOLY SHIT
The robot does all that in this part of the house. And the tables have turned. Aiiiiii
I LOATHE doing dishes. Always have.

I just did all the dishes from my dinner and pumpkin puree making project, that is how badly I need distraction. Now I'm fucked because I'm out of dishes. 😂
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
UGH. Sorry. We were probably the only people masked on our flights too. So obnoxious.
Watching a Canadian feed of this game because we are pirates. Y'aaarrrrr! 💙🩶🤍⚾️
I was unable to see some of this, but I think being with Maple folk when we clinched is right up there. Watching that happen in person was absolutely surreal. My non-sports family being concerned from Oregon has also been pretty awesome.
That said, I'm ready for this. *deep breaths*
While I really REALLY want the M's to win tonight, I don't want all the fun things from this year to be overshadowed or invalidated by the results of one game/series. So I made a list of some of my favorite memories from this season. (Feel free to add your own!) Off the top of my head, in no order:
Nope, watching TV because I thought the game was earlier than it is. Here goes nothing...
The one thing I am comforting myself with is that if it comes down to it, since I have to work tomorrow, I will get to listen to Rick and Goldy call the game, rather than this awful national nonsense.
On my worst fucking day, I'm still not as dumb as this dickhole.
This guy was probably pretty excited when Olivia Nuzzi got hired by Vanity Fair.
Yeah, I found out just before I left for the stadium, via the Discord room. I had heard about the accident, but figured maybe he'd be OK. He wasn't a favorite, but he was ours and I always wanted well for him.
Mariners. At this stage in the game, there is NO room for errors like that. This is IT, my darlings. You are strong. You are fierce. But we are down to the wire, and you need to step your pussy UP in order to snatch the crown. Now prance, my queens! On to the final round!
a drag queen with blonde hair and a red dress is talking about how this turns out .
Alt: Rupaul with blonde hair and a red dress talking about seeing how this turns out .
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The one thing I am comforting myself with is that if it comes down to it, since I have to work tomorrow, I will get to listen to Rick and Goldy call the game, rather than this awful national nonsense.
Thanks again, @amyfranz.bsky.social !
We just got rally fudge from
Amy (Ichi-meter lady), so here's hoping. It was delicious.