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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
Again, we’re not fascists, but watch this or you’ll face consequences
premthakker.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
God almighty. So much worse than what Kimmel said
atrupar.com
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
He’s not the best! And he might be the worst living person to have a facility named after him and worst to have it named that in 2025 until they rename it Miller Indoor Stadium

Granted, all of Duke University was bought and named after a tobacco baron family so
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
And as you say, JMU is freaking 5-1 and 3-0 in conference in FBS football in their 4th year there!

Winning is hard.

I worry every year a humbling is coming for us. I don’t want it to ever happen, but I fear we can use it.
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
Duke is never beating the allegations.

But please, send out a statement about a fake alum in a TV show not representing Duke’s values
lukedecock.bsky.social
How many reporters lost their jobs so he could put his name on a college soccer stadium?
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
That Clemens start is the memory. Tino Martinez almost snagged the only hit that woulda made it a perfect game.

That and the team with the best record ever still losing to the Yankees and then beating the Mets in the World Series
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
I mean if that’s the bar we’re setting, Snookie.
katelynburns.com
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
You can’t? Worked in higher ed for 13 years and it’s brought up all the time
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Look, maybe not *all* ICE and CBP agents are bloodthirsty psychopaths, but there are plenty of stories like this one and the rest of them sure as shit don't seem to mind, so ...
theswprincess.bsky.social
CBP agents knocked on an El Paso home at 7:15 a.m.

The owner asked to secure his Rottweiler, Chop, in the bathroom.

While he got his ID, agents opened the door and shot Chop.

The family tried to save him as he bled out on the kitchen floor.
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
99%
norlander.bsky.social
All day-after cynicism aside, a serious question: Will Penn State's next coach do a better or worse job than Franklin?

What are the chances it's worse: 75%? 90%?
theathletic.com
BREAKING: Penn State has fired head coach James Franklin, the school announced Sunday.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
He won at Vanderbilt and if he could get teams 85% as good at Carolina as he did at Penn State, his floor would be 10-2 every year and 6-2 in the ACC.

And right now I’d take that for a decade plus
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
Tommy Fucking Devito
rl-bynum.bsky.social
If Drake Maye finishes with 200 passing yards (he has 185 at halftime) and a passer rating of at least 100 (he’s at 158.3), he’ll become the fourth player in NFL history to do that in five consecutive games at the age of 23 or younger, joining Mahomes, Marino and Prescott. (h/t Scott Hanson) #UNC
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
UNC could have hired Cignetti in 2023
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
Everyone. Wants. To. Be. Carolina. Blue.
sickoscommittee.org
These Kent State unis are gorgeous.
seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
Stealing his Lunch money.

Lunch LOSEfield.

Dad of four if you couldn’t tell