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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
🎃Nosferascoob🎃
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
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The internet's favorite uncle. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · Nov 16
Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2m
Cause you're the realest one in the room ❤️
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 5m
I am
A) very famous
B) very stupid
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 6m
(me on a first date) I've made well over 100 jokes online the punchlines of which had to do with hamburger helper
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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 7m
[me on a first date] a lot of people are obsessed with me online
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 7m
Unappreciated banger
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 11m
Don't worry about it
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 15m
When I say I'm a leftist this is what I mean
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Doomkick @doomkick.com · 4h
I mean yeah they found me having a breakdown in the bathroom sure, but in my defense I had suffered a minor inconvenience.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1h
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 43m
I laughed my ass off when I thought of this goes to show you never can tell
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 3h
Fuck you
*Unhelps your Hamburger*
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crambones @cramtorte.bsky.social · 1h
Album cover for the Clash's London Calling but the text says Hamburger Helping
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1h
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1h
Oh this is so good
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Draculyn Rhys 🎃🔨 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 1h
one hamburger to help them all
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Draculyn Rhys 🎃🔨 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 2d
free idea for Monsanto scientists:

a bush that grows popcorn shrimp
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1h
Why would you apologize for making art?
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crambones @cramtorte.bsky.social · 1h
i'm sorry
danzig picture but instead of saying Mother it says Helper
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2h
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 7h
The Helper doesn't concern himself with the Hamburger
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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 1h
*watching porn*

"This better not be woke"
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1h
Yes please
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 2h
do you want to come over and listen to my “Now! That’s What I Call Music!” CD collection
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1h
Lmaooo
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SmokeFleetEnby👑 @smokefleets.bsky.social · 4h
He leakin
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1h
Good things end, bad things have to be stopped
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