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Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND]
@scarlet93.bsky.social
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they/them Trans Poker-Playing Thelemite Theoretically Freelance Comedian Stay-at-home catmom Dm for lessons or writing
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scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 17d
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I’d love to see more successful trans poker players, but I’d also love for more queer people to play generally. If you’re a beginner and would like some (free!) lessons, dm me.

I’m no expert, but I’ve spent a significant amount of the last three years studying poker.
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scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 1h
I CAN OFFICIALLY BEAT A POKER GAME
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horsedisc.bsky.social
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13h
Eating a raw onion like an apple is the weaponization of astrology
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scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 1d
Suggestion: “yeeee ofc 🥰”
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Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 1d
Jokes on you, I was already peeing
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scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 1d
I’ve been staying away from big bet games, but I’ve been studying PLO and just had a really good session playing Zoom???

Apparently, once you take overbets out of the game tree I’m pretty good???
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altaudge.ruins.party
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 2d
the mayor from nightmare before christmas says Only 365 days 'til next Halloween!
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therealscotchtape.bsky.social
Moms Love ScotchTape @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · 2d
So Rush has a new drummer named Anika Nilles.

She’s insane. Check her out:

I think she’s going to be just fine.
Ndola
YouTube video by Anika Nilles - Topic
music.youtube.com
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horsedisc.bsky.social
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 3d
Fellas, is it out of pocket to frolic?
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 4d
you'd be depressed too if you were informed
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scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 4d
I’m joking, the US elected a pedophile so Epstein investigations are gonna be quashed
scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 4d
He’s just Andrew now lmao

Soon to be: The Defendent
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emilyonhere.gay
Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 5d
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
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monteiro.bsky.social
Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 19d
Don’t make me tap the sign.
Tap the sign meme saying “Using AI ironically is still using AI.”
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scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 5d
youtu.be/GInovXm59Ew?...
Roxanne but it's just rocks
YouTube video by Steven Sitarik
youtu.be
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Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 5d
“Stud Poker” would be a good name for a drag king
scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 5d
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junlper.beer
onion person @junlper.beer · 5d
this whole piece is fascinating but this section really stuck out to me as why so many people are the way they are. they project trump himself onto themselves, and he is their identity. an attack on trump is a direct attack on them
Jared's eyes became erratic - completely different from the eyes of the man I'd sat down with at the beginning of the night. "If we lived in a different time, we would be hanging white liberal whores in the town square and dragging them through the streets for the lies they spread," he roared. My immediate reaction was an attempt to de-escalate the situation. "What did they say about you?" I asked. He snapped out of it. "Oh, not me," he answered. "I meant Donald Trump." Over the course of a few dates, he'd make this mistake often, where he'd talk about Trump in the first person. And I came to realise that while I was trying to separate Jared from who he voted for, he may have been personally struggling to do the exact same thing, just in a very different way. It became clear to me that he truly loved Trump not just because he identified with Trump the politician but because he identified with Trump the person being considered 'bad' by progressive standards.
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comradekenobi.bsky.social
RDCK98 @comradekenobi.bsky.social · 5d
Leftwingers who do not accept that you have to pay for socialist policies in some way are fundamentally unserious people
dov.bsky.social Dunland National Party 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 5d
"leftwing" people who hate taxes should be punted deep underground, you are a waste of space without a single iota of exaggeration
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scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 5d
I’m so fucking tilted - I’ve been trying to set up a Revolut, because it’s the common/convenient way people do small money transfers, and the fucking verification won’t work, and the support is fucking broken.

They just have a chatbot, no way to contact a human, and the messages won’t even send
scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 5d
Otherwise:

2. Don’t play
scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 5d
1. Own the casino
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Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 5d
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How to beat any casino game:
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Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 5d
We used to have proper movies
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scarlet93.bsky.social
Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 6d
Teens are calling it “Smurfing”, and it’s the new fad that should have parents worried
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Spooky🎃Placeholder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐈‍⬛ [EMOJI NOT FOUND] @scarlet93.bsky.social · 6d
When Joey Chestnut emerges from his cave:
doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social dog girl jesus @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 6d
its a real tough day to b a dog
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