Saturn Song
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“Dear Leader also got a hole in one the very first time he played golf at the age of four.”
North Korean announcer meme.
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A US citizen in Chicago was kidnapped by Border Patrol and dumped on the streets half a mile away. EVEN THOUGH HE WAS FILMING IT. They do not care about getting caught. They have no fear of accountability.
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"House slave."
Think about this for a brief moment. Think of just how fecal and vicious a man has to use such a term in this context. This is leadership by the absolute worst of us, the most vile trash that we could scrape from the gutter and elevate to govern a nation.
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It is the year 2090. God King Trump's press secretary blames Biden's lax policies for The Neptune Alliance's invasion of Earth.
Brooke Rollins on farmers needing a bailout in October 2025 because of Trump's trade war: "This is a result of no new trade deals under President Biden."
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Today we rep purple as we proudly join MLB in supporting our LGBTQ+ youth and taking a stand against bullying. 💜

#SpiritDay
A graphic with a purple background and a Royals logo. Text on the graphic reads, "Stand against bullying. Spirit Day."
The jokes write themselves.
“It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]”
What's it like to own a Cybertruck in the year 2025? We talked to owners about their most controversial purchase and why they (still) love it: www.wired.com/story/owning...
They ain't doing shit in their districts.
Mike Johnson tries to reframe his move to keep the House out to avoid a vote on the Epstein files as a "responsible decision" so Republicans can "work" in their districts
I hate that we are applauding the bare minimum but a step is a step.
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“Not going to be great” is quite the understatement by Fox here.
Tweet by FactPost (@factpostnews) reading: “Fox: The tariffs, 10% for lumber, 25% for cabinets, vanities, upholstered furniture. On January 1st, the tariff for cabinets and vanities increase to 50%, all the rest of the furniture to 30%. The cost of building materials has increased 34%. There is a concern that this is not going to be great for the home buying industry.” Below is a Fox Business screenshot showing a reporter in a lumber workshop with the headline “New tariffs on furniture & lumber take effect.”
Today's Tom Sawyer mean mean price.
Correction. $40 billion now.
We got $20 billion for Argentina though.
They're gonna stick it to these West Coast elites by backing a West Coast elite.
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Allocated without Congressional approval in order to prop up an autocrat. And just after we snatched back every dollar going to starving and sick children globally.

We are the shithole nation.
What the fuck are we doing?
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We've reinvented the puff piece and we think you're going to love it
this is the dumbest shit i have ever read
Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest?
Trump on Biden and Jack Smith: "I think it was the worst weaponization of a political opponent in the history of the world ... Deranged Jack Smith in my opinion is a criminal. I hope they're gonna look into Weissmann too ... Lisa Monaco should be looked at very strongly."
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Rural Northern Missouri will be well represented on No Kings day.
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these people have the self-reflection of a vampire
Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."
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A few weeks ago, as the military imposed the policy that eventually caused almost all reporters to turn in their press passes and leave the Pentagon, I wrote “Censorship Makes You Dumber.”